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1. use first year gryffindors and slytherins as christmas decorations
2. sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmaster
3. wear my "death eater and proud" t-shirt
4. sing "if i were a rich man" in front of the weasleys
5. circle mother's and father's day on harry potter's calendar
6. ask snape how to brew a love potion
7. charm hermione's time turner to rotate every half hour

I like the second one.

thanks, i downloaded a video off of youtube called "things i'm not allowed to do at hogwarts: part 1" i also got 2 and 3! they're very... inspirational

I can't understand that because I'm not a pot-head

:) Isn't Dumbledore like, the wizard?

A wizard, they're all wizards

...fine!

I HAVEN'T READ THE SERIES, OK!!! GET OVER IT!!!!

i don't have a problem with it

:) I'm just kidding!

8. i am not authorized, nor will i ever be, to organize a peace treaty with lord voldemort

9 i am not allowed to lock slytherins and gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive

THE HUNGER GAMES HP STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!

what?

10. Ask Snape how often he washes his hair or showers in general

11. Ask Snape if he's a wizard, how come he never had the common sense to shrink his nose?

12. make harry potter pay life insurance

13. make a pin up calendar of the lytherin girls and call it "voldie's angels"

14. leave my dormitory when there is a visitor from the ministry

15. yell "VOLDEMORT" in a crowded corridor

16. call voldie "the-man-who-let-the-boy-who-lived-live-seven-times

17. Ask the giant squid to the yule ball.

18. For April Fool's day fill Snape's office and classroom with bottles of Pantene.

(from my sister)

19. charm the sorting hat to sort people into the house of martok

20. there is no 5th house, and i am not it's founder

21. give hagrid pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

I love number 21.

Me too.

its awesome

=D

22. cast the occasional obliviate on dumbledore no matter how hilarious it would be


23. yell "BELIEVE IT...OR NOT!" after all of dumbledore's speeches.

24. point my wand towards the air and yell "I HAVE THE POWER!" before i cast any spell

25. Draw Dark Marks on sleeping classmates' arms

i always forget that one

26. Steal the quddige equipment. (Is that how you spell quddige?)

quidditch

I'll try and remember that.

((this one is very hard for me...well...here it goes!))

27. Spill potion all over Snape and say,"That was to make you look better!"

((*bawls*))

28.Put a poster of Zac Efron in Dumbledor's office

29. scream 'AHH!!! GINGER!!!' every time you turn a corner and see a weasley

30. Say Voldermort

Yasmeen wrote: "28.Put a poster of Zac Efron in Dumbledor's office"

((LOLOL!!))

31.Tell u no who to get a face transplant

(you cloud just have asked Fred and George whats forbidden as theyd no everything!)

32. drink skeli-gro in the hope to make yourself taller than hagrid

33. (if you're in the crowd) use accio in a quidditch match to confuse the players

34. in the annual june battle of students/staff vs. death eaters, i will not raise my wand to the sky and yell 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!'

35. (okay i forget their names so deal with it)ride on one of those things that are invisible unless you have seen death and scream, "YEAH HAW!!!!!!!!"

They're called thestrals.

36. put a leash around fenrir's neck and say 'does fanny-wenny wanna walkie?'

37. make fun of/anoy/follow around moning mertle

38. refer to showering as 'giving moaning myrtle an eyeful'

If Ron offers you a Redvine take a bite and throw it on the ground saying "This is disgusting!"

lolz!!!

It's for all the AVPM & AVPS fans

i know..

gosh, can't think of any

IF you see voldemort, never mention the word "NOSE" because he doesn't have it.

lol