عاشقانه هاي پاك- Pure Love discussion

Write about Men's feeling and idea about Love.

For some men, Love is like a book,
when they read it choose another one.

Men fall in love through their eyes.

by: Maria

Give me five I am agree with You. Men fall in love throut their eyes and love is like a book for them.They are the servent of their wishes.

men think about their stupid wishes. they like only themselves.they never fall in love & they don't know what love is at all.

they love which will be their wishes....they just love with their eyes not their heart...

• Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn
money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys



In other words,


Women that don't spend =

Donkeys

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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have...

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore... from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Men are like Radio,

They are not able to listen,
They can only speak.

Men have a better time than women;

for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier.

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them, they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others!!!

A man's as miserable as he thinks he is.

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:

Either the car is new or the wife!!!

Salesman

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".



Playful

If you love someone, set her free ...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*


Patient

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Impatient

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Optimist

If you love someone, set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back


Physician

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician

If you love someone, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Dear Bita,
it was great and exactly true.

thanks alot for your comments.

Love
Parya

Dear parya.,
im happy, you liked it.Boos.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

The big man is who has an infantine heart.

Mehrdad wrote: "به به
چقدر اینجا ما را تحویل می گیرن
از همگی دوستان ممنون به خاطر لطفی که نسبت به امثال بنده دارن"

Your welcome!

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Have a nice time!

There is a proverb in English language that says:

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Have you ever thought about the trustworthiness of this sentence?! Maybe we could add this sentence to dear Maria's above mentioned sentence!
;)