Writing Passionates discussion

Got any good quotes? Well, quote them and say who said them!

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
-Maya Angelou

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky

((Can it be quoted from a book?))

((I think so))

((Coolio))

"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."
-Rosalie/Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

((LOL!!!!))

((yeah that part was hilarious!! XD))

Whenever I feel the need to excersice, I lie down until it goes away.-Mark Twain

((LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

""Right" he said "Let's get one thing clear. I am not here to tech you law-I am here to teach you loopholes."
— Catherine Jinks (Evil Genius)

"Did you know I told you so has a brother, Jacob? His name is Shut the hell up."
-Bella/Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

((LOL!!! THESE QUOTES ARE SO FUNNY!))

((LUV IT!!!))

"The demon zebra dances everywhere." -Enzoe the dog

"Whatever happened to happily ever after?

Reality killed it." - Me

((Nice))
"I'll give you a theory: Man's closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog. Witness my logic:
... Case in point #2: The Werewolf:
The full moon rises. The fog clings ot the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the forest and finds himself transformed into...
A monkey?
I think not."
-Enzo the dog

(lol! nice!)

"Leah: Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby.
Jacob: On his head, apparently.
Leah: He used to chew on the crib bars, too.
Jacob: Lead paint?
Leah: Looks like it.
Seth: Very funny, guys."
-Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Jacob: Shut up, Seth!
Seth: Shutting."
-Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

leah: am i less annoying than paul yet??
jacob: surprisingly--yes
leah: ah, sweet sucess.
-Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

or something like that....

"What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive?"
-Jacob/Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"How different it would be when he didn't need to worry about me anymore. What would he do with all his free time? He'd have to get a new hobby."
-Stephenie Meyer/Bella, Breaking Dawn

"Her fashion sense hasn't improved as much as her balance."
-Alice/Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Say what you like. I still think dracula one and dracula two are creep-tacular."
-Jacob/Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

"Great, now I was the court jester. Bada bing."
-Jacob/Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

Bada bing bada boom.-Me

Bobbity boppity boo.
-Jacob/Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

lol

can you guys stop posting only breaking dawn quotes? one or two is fine, but honestly, though her quotes are funny, there are some other really good quotes out there that are not by her. I mean, my lit classroom is full of quotes, and none of them are by stephanie meyer. but there is one by yoda. :)

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

:P

that me sticking my tongue out at veronica. XD

haha

I love her quotes though!

(I like that quote Ashley)

"They were beautiful. We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties." -Steve Martin
"Women are like teabags. You don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water."-Eleanor Roosevelt

Tyson: "Yay! Now we can see Annabeth and eat peanut butter sandwhiches and play with fish ponies and make things go BOOM!"
Percy: I hope he didn't mean all at once, but I told him yeah, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.
-Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

lol. i <3 percy jackson ... XD

me 2! XD

who DOESN'T?! lol. ;D

true XD

ok so i just read this book what happenewd to lani garver, and brigid i reccomended it i hope u read it! but listen to the last line, its insanely inspiring! what do you think of it?

I wished I could say to them "you should be kind to everyone, because, well, you never knoe when you're meeting an angel" and at least now I could know this was true

oh yeah i saw the book recommendation, and i put it on my to-read list. actually, i've seen that book before and i thought about reading it and then never got around to it, so thanks for reminding me. lol. ;D

u must readf! it brigid its amazing! i fell in love with it!!!

okay.

wait, wait.

"Small children don't care about race, gender or beliefs. They don't care if you're Christian, or Jewish. Or Black, or Asian, or a guy or a girl. They're willing to love anyone, based purely on their personality. So, how come we say that children have a lot to learn?"
-Me

"I don't want to go to Heaven if I can't take my dog!"
-Ella-All the Eyes-Me

the power, the mystery, and the beauty of nature are my inspiration. -D.M.

riley i love that!!!!

thank you! which one? the second one was from a story I wrote.

Ter Borcht:"Does anything work on you?"
Iggy:"I have a hightly developed sense of irony."
-Maximum Ride Book #3 Saving the World and other Extreme Sports-James Patterson