d.d's group discussion

yo mamma so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".

yo mamma so fat she got three area codes

Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving.

yo mommas so fat i stood on her belly and high fived god

ha, thats a good one

but mines are better

Yo mama's so poor, she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

nice

heeheeheeehee,
i know

Yo momma is so fat I stood on her belly and high fived god

you already said that one XD


yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

lol

Yo momma is so ugly she made a blind man cry

dude! yo mamma SOOOOO ugly, she made doctor question her species

Roflmao, I was laughing through the whole thing, DD is very funny XD

I have some that arent that funny but oh welll, here we go

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a school bus was a giant twinky!

YO mama is so dumb, she ate the "chocolate" in the toilet at a hotel!

Yo mama is so poor, her heater is a cigarete butt!

Yo mama is so fat, that when someone said "When pigs fly", they catapulted her instead of a pig! (that was one really bad, my friend wants me to put these up because I was telling him these and telling him I was trying to make up stupid ones)

WARNING : This next one is kinda inapropraite for children under the age of 13 and is perverted

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own paparatzi in her vag! (this one is from andy, don't blame me lol)

lol havin fun, austin?

Not really =/

lol

yo mamma so fat they had to make weat thicks just so they don't get lost in her teeth