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When your mind goes gutter...
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Yes:
*Bob the Builder*
Wendy: Do you want to fill my jug?
*Bob the Builder*
Wendy: Do you want to fill my jug?
aright so this is a poem but it fits into this topic more then the other.I didnt write it, i found it but you will get the wrong idea that the beginging... trust me....roses are red,
nuts are brown,
skirts go up, pants go down,
body to body, skin to skin,
when its stiff, stick it in,
it goes in dry, comes out wet,
the longer its in, the sronger it gets,
it comes out dripping and starts to sag,
its not what you think... ITS A FUCKING TEA BAG!
i know, im soooo funny :P
ROFL, that's hilarious! xD
Okay, so I was minding my own business when I hear...
Person 1: I tried to ride it...
Person 2: then?
Person 1: It was too hard to ride...
Person 2: so what did you do next?
Person 1: I asked my dad and he helped me ride it...
So... Now that you are immersed in gutter, I can reveal that what was happening was that my five year old nephew was telling my brother about his new bike and how he couldn't ride it. I was in the next room, pissing myself laughing!
Person 1: I tried to ride it...
Person 2: then?
Person 1: It was too hard to ride...
Person 2: so what did you do next?
Person 1: I asked my dad and he helped me ride it...
So... Now that you are immersed in gutter, I can reveal that what was happening was that my five year old nephew was telling my brother about his new bike and how he couldn't ride it. I was in the next room, pissing myself laughing!
oh that sounds awkward! and a bit... wrong hehe
My boyfriend during a discussion of a song that he does: "I think I may have lengthened his doldrums actually...."Actually, that doesn't sound as bad out of context.....
My mind is constantly going to the gutter. I can see inuendos in almost everything. It's a talent.
I think of you in the sunshine, I think of you in the rain, I think i'll fucking kill you, if you shag my dad again.I find this really distrubing.....
Roses are red,Violets are blue,
I'm outside your house,
And I'm spying on you.
I cant think of any,
Appropriate flowers,
But, from here I,
Can see you in the shower.
Row, row, row yer boat gently down the streamBelts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream! Rah!
I am soooooooooooooooo...............blah1
Alexis Babiiee ℂ⋆ wrote: "Roses are red,Violets are blue,
I'm outside your house,
And I'm spying on you.
I cant think of any,
Appropriate flowers,
But, from here I,
Can see you in the shower."
*shudders* dude, way too stalkerish xD
You know the dirty song? I'll find a youtube vid of it.
This is a quote from the movie Robots:"Sorry honey you miss the delivery. But that's okay, it's making the baby that's the fun part," then the mom smiles and holds up a box of baby boy parts.
:P
Alexis Babiiee →♥ Ivashkov ℂ⋆ wrote: "Roses are red,Violets are blue,
I'm outside your house,
And I'm spying on you.
I cant think of any,
Appropriate flowers,
But, from here I,
Can see you in the shower."
hahaha that awsome :) did you write it?
I was just listening to the dialogue on bananas in pyjamas...
"I'm sorry i made so much trouble for your package..."
I have a sick mind.
"I'm sorry i made so much trouble for your package..."
I have a sick mind.
Austin Powers Girl Names:
Ivonna Humpalot
Ivonna Humpalot
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER READ DAMMIT XD
Уvèßè£62 wrote: "LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT IS ..."I agree. LMAO!
Alanna wrote: "Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible for
making LOVE!
answer: HEART....!!!"
LOL! The first thing I thought of when I read this is a bit lower than that....
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible for
making LOVE!
answer: HEART....!!!"
LOL! The first thing I thought of when I read this is a bit lower than that....
*Fiza* wrote: "Ugh...
Sick teenage mind..."
Don't hate XD
Sick teenage mind..."
Don't hate XD
Even though its's not?