We love Susan Mallery! discussion

♦Tell The Truth♦

This game is fairly simple, I'll start out with asking a question. The next person answers that question (Truthfully!) and then ask's a question of their own. *These questions can rang from simple like what is your favorite color? To something a little trickier, just please be respectful!

Okay, I will get things started off....

*if you could commit one crime without getting caught what would it be?

Rob a bank!


Have you ever had a brush with the law?

Kathy, I was thinking the exact same thing. LOL

When I was in H.S., I got arrested for shoplifting.

How old were you the first time you had an orgasm?

Yeah once when I was young and stupid I was on the way to a friends and I had a bottle of vodka in the car and for some dumb reason was going 80 miles an hour...the speed limit was 65:( I got pulled over, the (very cute) Police man asked me if I thought I was on the Autoban (spelling???) I was so nervous I didn't even know what he was talking about!lol then he said I don't get to make up my own speed limit! At this point he got a call on his radio and he winked at me and said don't have too much fun...did I mention that I had a warrent for an unpaid ticket?hahaha, boy I'm glad that was a very short (and extremely stupid) stage in my life! I would kill my daughter for stupid stuff like that!

*What is the worst thing guy/girl can do on a date?

Carolyn we were answering at the same time! I'll answer yours then post my ? again...

I was 16...I had an excellent boyfriend, very clever;)

What is the worst thing guy/girl can do on a date?

Shell- sounds like we both had excellent boyfriend at young ages. LOL. I was 15.

Talking about an ex all the time is a turn-off.

When is the best time of day for you?

Late. The later the better. Preferably when everyone else is unconscious and I'm the only one up. ☺

What is the best present you've ever gotten?

A puppy! I've always wanted one but my parents wouldn't allow me to have a pet, my current boyfriend got me a puppy for my birthday ☺!


What is the most memorable event in your life?

the day my second son was born..... couldn't wait to get the little turd out!! LOL


How old were you when you had your sexual encounter?

does foreplay count??? If so, I was 14. The first time I had sex, I was 15. Although the first time I had an orgasm, I was 13. My best friend who is my husband now, had some MAJOR speakers under his passenger seats.

What was the most romantic thing that ever happened to you?

♥☆♫★♡ Kathy♡bahd gihrl♥♡★ wrote: "the day my second son was born..... couldn't wait to get the little turd out!! LOL


How old were you when you had your sexual encounter?"
OMG I was supposed to say 1ST!!!
lol Glad you realized carolyn!! HAHA You naughty girl!

I used to love it when my husband (now ex) would clean the house before I got home when he knew I was having a bad day. I know it doesn't sound romantic, but he wanted to make sure I had little to no stress. I'm not big on candles and wine (unless I'm by myself and I can read and relax!lol) I'm more into the guy really paying attention, and taking care of me occasionaly. I'm pretty low matience!☺

Who is your secret celebrity crush? I'm not talking Hollywood Hottie, I mean the person that you don't really advertise that you find them compelling in some way!

I'll go with Topher Grace. He's that sort of geeky, blends into the background kind of cute.

If you could drop anything and go absolutely anywhere right now, where would it be and who would you take along with you?

To Hawaii with my boyfriend, It's beautiful there and I've always wanted to learn the Hula dance lol.

If you could have anything in the world, what will it be?

That's a really, really hard question. I would have to go with my dream Home...though I'm prob. dropping the ball with that one, sure I could think of something better!

If you could make someone "dissapear" from your life, who would it be, and why?

My ex-boyfriend. We were friends for about eight years before we ever dated. We dated for a few years, we had a horrible breakup, we have mutual friends, we still drive each other insane and we broke up over two years ago. I don't miss him as my boyfriend I miss him as my friend, but it got too complicated, too sticky and too messy to ever go back, so it would be much easier if he could just disappear.

If money was no object, what would you do with your life, would you work, and if you did, what kind of job would you have?

I hang out on GRs and Read all day!lol Joking! (sorta;) I would def. finish my degree and I would most likely still work with educating kids...but maybe in a volunteer capacity:)

Shell! You didn't ask a question!!

Oops!lol I was to busy daydreaming about reading all day and still being able to pay my bills!hahaha! Okay...

Sticking with the unlimited money theme...If you had unlimited funds and you had to get heavily involved in a charity/cause (by involved I mean donating a huge portion of unlimited funds and your time) what would it be and why that charity/cause?

Anything with animals! Like the ASPCA, I could protect the animals and help them find good homes!! I love animals and want to make sure they're all safe and are taken care of. I'd love to open a shelter that no matter how long the animals are there they can stay and live long happy, healthy lives. :)

If you had one day left to live and could go anywhere and do anything, what would you do?

I'd head home and spend it with my family eating, laughing, & playing around.

If you could meet one person, living or dead, who would it be and why?

Joss Whedon. Creator of my favorite tv shows Buffy and Angel. He's an amazing writer and I'd love to meet him.

If you could redo one thing, what would it be?

I wouldn't have married the first husband would have just screwed him over and dumped him, coz that's what he deserves, would have still had my son though!

Is there anyone you would like to hire a hit man to take out?

Dustin Williams. haha. That wasn't hard. He was this total jackass that I went to college with that dated my friend for 2 years and treated her like dirt. I dislike him over pretty much anyone, which is really saying something after how my ex treated me. Anyways...him. lol.

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Toasted Turkey Bagel Sandwich with Cream Cheese and Sprouts!
That's pretty much all I eat anyways...I have to be so easy on my poor stomache☺

If there was one day in your life you could rewind and live over and over again what would it be?

The day the boy drove 12 hours across the country to come visit me for the first time. Possibly one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Oh that's easy... Get rid of My fat reading bum!! LOL!!


Is there someone(real or Fictional) you would give up absolutely everything for, for a night of wild, passionate, debauchery .

Thats so easy. BONES of course!!!

What is the one thing you would change about your significant other?

That he thinks he needs to handle everything all by himself.

If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?

Carolyn wrote: "Thats so easy. BONES of course!!!

What is the one thing you would change about your significant other?"
HAHAHA wouldn't we all give it all up for him!!

A Cat Tegan! So I can take lots of Cat Naps and be haughty and distant and still have people want to pet me☺lol

If you could have the skills of any book heroine, who/what would they be and why?

And Kathy, I'm pretty sure we all would!;)

That's perfect Shell! lol. I'd love that too! Cats rock :)

I'd be Hermione! She's brilliant and tough and a fierce friend! Plus I'd have some pretty snazzy magic skillz (yes, "z"). haha.

If there was one book in the world that you could unpublish, what would it be and why?

I don't know that there are any that I would unpublish...I honestly can't think of one (except maybe The Satanic Verses. lol 0_o

If you could get a do-over, what would you change?

I would go back and NOT take the Deprovera Shot...it' made me gain SO much weight!lol

What is your biggest turn off?

Oh Jeez...were to start!! Guys who wear their pants round their knees!!! Pull them up boys!


What is your pet hate

I hate when my Boston Terrier HAS to go outside as soon as I sit at my desk...never fails.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Finish school and finally get my teaching degree...and buy shoes!lol

What is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?

I stopped calling her. Just stopped. That was about 15 years ago. No real reason. She stopped calling me, too. I choose to look at it as we were still friends, but we had reached the end of our association.

What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?

His eyes

Whats your fave reality show out there?

None of them absolutely hate reality shows!

Your least favorite programme ever on TV

hmmmm I have to say maybe shows like Wife Swap (or really any reality tv that shows how ignorant people really can be:)

And Carolyn you know what my fav. reality show is! I am so going to have to make us another thread on RIME to discuss all that is CT☺

What was your favorite age?

I am LOVING this thread girls!

My favorite age has to be my late 20's/early 30's. I married my soul mate after we dated for 10 years at age 30. I had started my career and things were going great.

What is your least favorite age?

I'd say probably the mid-teens. I was painfully shy and literally had to force myself into social situations. I'm not much better these days, but at least I have my hubby and son now. :)

If you were forced to give up one thing you love, what would you give up?