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Braden
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Sep 03, 2011 10:47AM
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*GASP* Tell me you're joking!!!!!!!!!!! He is quite odd looking, but i love his music!!
Somewhere in brooklyn, count on me and talking to the moon are my favs!
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
Dez *in the dark* wrote: "twenty yrs old
i lost her in the cold"
It's unfair, shes out there..
i lost her in the cold"
It's unfair, shes out there..
Red nikey high tops, listening to hip hop
Maybe its not your computer, maybe it's you..
JK
JK
Oh come on, at least i had the decency to say just kidding.
Gah, i was just listening to Where did she go and jumped because i thought someone came up behind me when the girl starts talking. XD
I thought it was my sister reading over my shoulder and talking to me again!
Braden *Guess What.... Its Friday Friday Friday* wrote: "Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
W..."
that was damn funny!!.. i laughed hard!!XD lol
Yup. Vanessa carlton, lenka, marie digby...
Natalie wrote: "He's a weirdo on crack..."YES!!!!! That is the most truthful thing I've heard since I was born. I can't stand the guy or his music! He makes me gag.
Sorry guys if you like his music.... but.... yeah....
ugh.
I LOVE HIS SONGS....YOU HAVE TO! I MEAN, THEIR ARE SO GOOOD!!!!!! I SING THEM EVERYDAY!!!!! YAH....YAY!!!
Does anyone think bruno mars looks kinda like a monkey?





