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Just typed these up from Bedazzled so you can get a laugh too. Pages 130 and 131:
From Bedazzled for Twilight fans:
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Jasper says relax
Stupid lamb seeking sick, masochistic lion,
You say "clumsy" like it's a bad thing,
OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder,
WAIT! Did you say something? It wasn't Edward-related and I tuned you out the first time.
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner."
Do that again and I will give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper.
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...then the lion left. Team Jacob."
Forget princess! I wanna be a vampire!
You brought a snack?
Team Bella. We trip over flat surfaces.
Isle Esme: Sun, fun and Edward.
You don't sparkle? I see no point in talking to you.
Dazzle me.
It's a Twilight Thing. You wouldn't understand.
I never received my letter to join the wizards, so I am moving to Forks to live with the vampires.
La Push Cliff Diving Association. Established 2004.
I'm No Alice. You're just predictable.
My heart belongs to my husband, but my neck belongs to Edward.
Proud fanpire. It's all about Team Edward.
Christmas wish list: 1. Move to Forks 2. Meet Edward 3. Become a Vampire.
Bitten by Edward. I only wish......
Alice knows.....
Team Stephenie.
A fictional vampire is ruining my marriage
Air conditioner or space heater? You decide.
Bedazzled: Stephenie Meyer and the Twilight Phenomenon
From Bedazzled for Twilight fans:
*
Jasper says relax
Stupid lamb seeking sick, masochistic lion,
You say "clumsy" like it's a bad thing,
OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder,
WAIT! Did you say something? It wasn't Edward-related and I tuned you out the first time.
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner."
Do that again and I will give you a paper cut right in front of Jasper.
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...then the lion left. Team Jacob."
Forget princess! I wanna be a vampire!
You brought a snack?
Team Bella. We trip over flat surfaces.
Isle Esme: Sun, fun and Edward.
You don't sparkle? I see no point in talking to you.
Dazzle me.
It's a Twilight Thing. You wouldn't understand.
I never received my letter to join the wizards, so I am moving to Forks to live with the vampires.
La Push Cliff Diving Association. Established 2004.
I'm No Alice. You're just predictable.
My heart belongs to my husband, but my neck belongs to Edward.
Proud fanpire. It's all about Team Edward.
Christmas wish list: 1. Move to Forks 2. Meet Edward 3. Become a Vampire.
Bitten by Edward. I only wish......
Alice knows.....
Team Stephenie.
A fictional vampire is ruining my marriage
Air conditioner or space heater? You decide.
Bedazzled: Stephenie Meyer and the Twilight Phenomenon
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse
this one is my favorite as the Twilight series is like a drug for me!