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1. Open all the cereal boxes to check if they look like the picture on the outside.

2. Erm...sample all of the groceries.

3. steal stuff (duh....)

4. Start ramming people with a shopping cart. :D

5. challenge other custumers to deuls with wrapping paper tubes

LOL.

6. Use the overhead speakers to announce a huge sale in an aisle. :D

7. run Kmart commercials over the loud speakers

8. climb up all the shelves and leap down on people as they pass by below

9. Kill people

10. put various sizes of undergarments in random older mens' carts

LOL.
11. Bring your own microwave and set up a taste test station.

12. Hand out frowny face stickers on the other side of the store.

13. open a package of crayons and start colouring in the books

14. Not just coloring books, actual novels!

15. Cross out all the bad words in ALL the novels.

(LOL @ number 15)

16. Draw moustaches/beards/funny glasses on all the celebrities in the People Magazines.

17. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

18. TP the whole store

19. Hide in the clothes racks then pop out and say "BOO!" to all the people who walk by.

20. Climb the shelves

and jump down on old ladys

21. Sing loudly "VOLDE-MART! AHHHH!"

lol

22. Switch all the lanes that say open to closed and closed to open

23. Take random things out of other peoples' carts and put them in yours.

24. hide in the clothes racks and when someone walks by say, "pick me! pick me!"

xD
25. When people walk away from their carts for a moment, grab the cart and start running away with it.

lol

26. get in the check out line and buy a single candy bar, then get back in line. repeat until the cashier notices and says something. Then ask to return them.

lawl.

27.Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

28. Come up to someones face and act all fortune teller on them.

Go on peopleofwalmart.com to see what people get away with. Trust me it's funny

hahahahah I loveit!

People are crazy right?

yes, yes they are

throw skittles at the employees and scream TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!

30. Release a flock (is this the correct plural?) of pigeons in the store and start screaming "The Birds!" "Ahhhhhh!"

31.Camp out in the book section and refuse to let any one in it.

32. Just like in Clerks- go to the eggs case, and methodically go through each and every egg crate, checking for breakage, color, how well they spin on the floor, shape.... until you mix and match, and have the "perfect" dozen eggs...

33. Go to the office supplies and write on every piece of paper: i murdered a yellow llama!!

This actually happened to me: I borrowed a Walmart vest from my roommate I lived with at the time. I went to Walmart and grabbed a tent and started putting it together. I told some kids to go ahead and get some pillows and they could play in the tent. Three days later I got a letter kicking me out of Walmart. It's a good thing I moved out of Arkansas. :P

LOL. Was it fun?

34. (or is it 35)
open all the candy in the candy section and start stuffing your face with them. when someone asks what you're doing say you're just taste testing and then start handing out free candy to everyone

35. Act like a police man in the traffic of the lanes.

Ashby ~Bluecloud~ wrote: "LOL. Was it fun?"

Oh yeah it was. :)

Emily wrote: "31.Camp out in the book section and refuse to let any one in it."

I've done that

Terry wrote: "This actually happened to me: I borrowed a Walmart vest from my roommate I lived with at the time. I went to Walmart and grabbed a tent and started putting it together. I told some kids to go ahead..."

Hahaha thats so awesome!

36. Go into a fitting room, wait a few minutes then scream "There is no toilet paper in this one!!!"

Heather wrote: "36. Go into a fitting room, wait a few minutes then scream "There is no toilet paper in this one!!!""

again. done that

37. Go to the paint section and open the paint cans and start redecorating and call it art!

hehe

38. Buy a bunch of black clothes a ski mask, a big black bag, and a basebal bat. Then when you're checking out ask the cashier the fastest was to get to the bank