Q&A with Kari Gregg discussion

Post here to say hi, who you are and what caffeine monkey of choice rides your back.

I'm Kari. I write pervy smut. I am over-caffeinated courtesy of Eight O'Clock Whole Bean Columbian (freshly ground) and Mountain Dew. Oh, and chocolate. Must not forget the chocolate...

>:D

Good afternoon! Thank you for writing pervy smut. The world needs more of that. :-)

As you know, I am Charming, and at the moment I am drinking diet Dr. Pepper.

LOL, heya, Charming! My boys are big fans of Dr. Pepper. I'll own up to revisiting my youth by mixing it in a great big cocktail of caffeine goodness at the beverage fountain of woot from time to time.

Good to see you here!

I got iced tea and I'm ready. When is the FBI BDSM story coming out?

Hi, Lasha! In the Red's not officially on Loose I'd calendar yet, but I'm told to think January? Somewhere around then, probably. I'll put up a book discussion page for ITR once I know for sure what we're doing and when.

;D

Hi Kari..
As you know but others might not, I am your extremely obsessed devoted Master. Although this is often debatable.. Sometimes it's more like I am YOUR slave.. sometimes.... Okay mostly.
(you do tend to be a bit bottom toppy :) just sayin' :)
But hey, I am somewhat easy going , especially under the influence of caffeine and chocolate, and suffering from a servere case of the muchies for pages and pages of mind altering Kari Gregg inner perviness.. on the very razor's edge of overdosing.....
Ah....What a way to go! Blissfully under the influence of my enabler! :)

CAS, if there's a bottom bone in my body, I am supremely unaware of it, LOL, but alas, yes, you are the proud possessor of this bit of awesomeness:



And it only cost you one rocking muscle car. Bwa ha ha. ;D

Kari wrote: "CAS, if there's a bottom bone in my body, I am supremely unaware of it, LOL, but alas, yes, you are the proud possessor of this bit of awesomeness:"

Okay.. once more and with feeling..
NOTE: insert HEAVY SARCASM here:
"you do tend to be a bit bottom toppy :) just sayin' :)"

Can ya "feel me" now? LOL

CAS wrote: "Okay.. once more and with feeling..."

LOLOL

You are, by far, the Best Master Evah, CAS. Aleks should be jealous, I tell you. Madly jealous. ;D

I have "just" connected with my very own pervy side.. under the influence of too much caffiene and chocolate ofcourse... (that's my excuse and I am stickin' to it!)

Want Proof???
Kari wrote: "CAS, if there's a bottom bone in my body I am supremely unaware of it."

If that's the case methinks DH should be made aware of this um... short coming??? ASAP!

LMAO!!!

Dh's "bone," bottom or otherwise, notwithstanding then? ;-p

Dont have any questions for ya yet, just wanted to say thanks for the invite......this is super cool Kari...I'll be thinking of some good things to discuss with ya ;)

Hi, Embry! Just bring your caffeine & prepare for ornery. I find it exceedingly difficult to be well-behaved for long(...er than two seconds). ;-p

Great to see you here!

Always givin' me the back talk... always gotta have the last word...
notwithstanding. :)

Thar ya go. (Heh.)

Kari wrote: "LMAO!!!
Dh's "bone," bottom or otherwise, notwithstanding then? ;-p"

My comment was more in terms of your "supreme unawareness" of the presence of said "bone"..
and since you are implying YOU are not a bottom..
DH bottom or otherwise, notwithstanding, NO... LOL
Thar YA go. Hah!

Kari wrote: "Hi, Embry! Just bring your caffeine & prepare for ornery. I find it exceedingly difficult to be well-behaved for long(...er than two seconds). ;-p

Great to see you here!"

Glad to be here...im not big on long term well-behaved either...where's the fun in that....

Hi, I'm Mickie I am a reader who wishes she was a writer.
My Caffeine comes from Raspberry Instant Ice tea and Seattle's Best Coffee.

Hi Mickie......Im also a reader who is working my tushy off trying to become a writer...nice to meet ya ;)

Heya, Mickie! Up until last year...

OMFG, today's the 1 year anniversary of my first release. O.O Wow. And also whoa. That's...incredible.

Anyway, uh, yeah. LOL. I was a reader who wanted to be a writer at one point too. Until 1 year ago today, apparently. ;-p

One of the first Books i bought after I joined Goodreads was "Spoils of war." Loved it.

HI Embry At least Your working you tushy off :) Me I am just dabbling.

Mickie wrote: "HI Embry At least Your working you tushy off :) Me I am just dabbling."

i dabble too...a little too much I really, really need to get my said tushy into gear and finish what i've started and just submit the sucker...never know until you try...kinda like the lottery... keep writing girl!!!

Hi all *waves* I write... er... emotional stuff and read the rough drafts for a few friends. My poison is iced caramel latte, extra caramel and whip cream. I run on that thing.

Hi, all! :D

Congrats on the anniversary of your first release, Kari. It's an awesome feeling, isn't it?

Taylor wrote: "Hi all *waves* I write... er... emotional stuff and read the rough drafts for a few friends. My poison is iced caramel latte, extra caramel and whip cream. I run on that thing."

oh speaking of rough draft when your in a good place and done with edits i have something of mine to read...no rush..... ;)

Hey, Taylor & Cleon! The anniversary date would be awesome if it wasn't so...astonishing. I feel like I've been doing this for years. Plural. WTH? O.O

Kari wrote: "Hey, Taylor & Cleon! The anniversary date would be awesome if it wasn't so...astonishing. I feel like I've been doing this for years. Plural. WTH? O.O"

I know the feeling and my first "official" book isn't even out yet.

im really glad you started this Kari because m/m is getting so huge (and kudos for that) but its hard to get to know anybody over there anymore.....

Taylor wrote: "Kari wrote: "Hey, Taylor & Cleon! The anniversary date would be awesome if it wasn't so...astonishing. I feel like I've been doing this for years. Plural. WTH? O.O"

I know the feeling and my first..."

It seems like you've been doing this forever Taylor....***waiting not so patiently for your book to come out***

Hiya Kari! I'm here. Blink blink, places hand over her eyes and looks around I'm still on vacation. I avoid caffeine because it isn't good for me. When I'm very hurt and need something to wake me, I will make an ice coffee from Gloria Jean's butter toffee...

OMG, BA...N-no, no caffeine? Oh, the horror. ;D Good to see you here!

Kari wrote: "OMG, BA...N-no, no caffeine? Oh, the horror. ;D Good to see you here!"

Yeah, it's my whole minimizing my vices. So far the only one I'm really hooked on and unable to downsize or minimize is ...porn and smutty books. Sigh.

Oh hi! Thanks for the invite. :) I'm Mandi *points to name* and I'll be lurking about like a...lurking thing.

And my caffeine of choice? Dunkin Donuts Coffee Coolatas. (Mmmmm...now I want to go out and get one!) Or just regular Coca-Cola. :)

Porn and smut -- you have the right priorities, BA. Sho nuf.

And hiya, Mandi! Lurkers are welcome...Can you believe where I live has no Dunkin Donuts? No Starbucks, either. It's barbaric. LOL

Kari wrote: "Porn and smut -- you have the right priorities, BA. Sho nuf.

And hiya, Mandi! Lurkers are welcome...Can you believe where I live has no Dunkin Donuts? No Starbucks, either. It's barbaric. LOL"

that is a travesty...all writers need a starbucks or dunkin donuts....thats is soooo wrong girl...

We have a good coffee shop downtown, actually. Not a national chain, but they're great. Plus, I'm supporting local businesses. lol

Kari wrote: "We have a good coffee shop downtown, actually. Not a national chain, but they're great. Plus, I'm supporting local businesses. lol"

well in that case GOOD for you!!! lol

:D

Kari wrote: ":D"

actually im very partial to mickey D's mocha latte's and they're cheaper then starbucks.....

Nothing beats my coffee, AFAIC, not even Starbucks. Freshly ground and doctored with the chemical soup that is fully fatted French vanilla creamer...Yum.

Damn.

Now I want some.

LOL

when I drink coffee (and right now in Texas is too freaking hot) I love french vanilla and the peppermint mocha yummy!!! Im a chocoholic as you can see lol

Coffee--OMG--how does one live without the stuff--I am a 3 cup a day--love it--not as much as sex or your books but it runs a close third! I'm Sammy--I am an ADORING fan--seriously, can I wash your car or something--fan you while you write? Is that too much adoration--I am kneeling while writing this! Seriously, I thought I had died and gone to heaven when I read Spoils of War--which by the way you owe us all a sequel--we have long memories--just sayin--forewarned is forearmed=:) Anyhoo, I did die little happy deaths with that one--then I won I, Omega--holy cow Kari--you are now at the top of my must read list! So, now that you just might be reconsidering my invite to this group--fear not--I do have a minimum of self-control--ok that was a lie--does that mean I get spanked--oh dear God--now I am in heaven!

Maybe I should cut back on the caffeine...

Sammy2006 wrote: "Coffee--OMG--how does one live without the stuff--I am a 3 cup a day--love it--not as much as sex or your books but it runs a close third! I'm Sammy--I am an ADORING fan--seriously, can I wash you..."

you have an amazing upbeat outlook....or is that the coffee talking heehee....nice to meet ya on here sammy...(are you same sammy of the wonderful lyrics ala sound of music?)

LMAO!!!

Sammy, 3 cups/day? Only 3 cups? o.O He he he -- just yanking yer chain. ;D

Glad you liked Spoils & IO! As soon as I turn In the Red in to Loose Id, I'm returning to Plunder (the Spoils sequel) and working on it as well as an apocalyptic zombie story I've been dying (hardee har har) to write. So the sequel's coming.

Glad to see you here!

Because I am virtually illiterate in the computer realm I honest to God cannot do that thing where you reference someone's comment--so Embry--it is me of the slightly dirty (ok--really dirty) lyrics--can you tell I'm a closet musician??

So Kari, I'm holding you to the sequel--you are so good to us!! And yes--do not give up your day job to write puns--I am wincing even still--but still on my knees--never fear!

Eventually I promise to have cohesive thoughts and even a question or two--am currently rereading I, Omega--and rubbing myself down with ice (was that an overshare?--probably=:)

Sammy2006 wrote: "Because I am virtually illiterate in the computer realm I honest to God cannot do that thing where you reference someone's comment--so Embry--it is me of the slightly dirty (ok--really dirty) lyric..."

Sammy my dear...1st so glad its you love your closet musician lyrics ;) and 2nd see at the bottom of the post where it says reply in gold next to flag which is in blue....thats where you hit reply and it will go on the post you want it to....I also had to figure this out so dont feel bad...heehee

lol, don't have time to read everything at the moment, but I'm here, my name is Jordan, and as for my drink of choice, that would actually be hot chocolate... or Coca Cola. And chocolate in general, of course! You know, I think there's a reason those rainbow colored little M&M's are my favorite candy! hehehehe.

Lou wrote: "Coffee!"

Poor me a cup please :)

You don't have Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts nearby? LOL. I always find it funny when the area I live is more "American" than some American towns. We have KFC, Starbucks, Baskin Robbins, Haagen Dasz, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Wendy's, & Dunkin Donuts practically EVERYWHERE! And Domino Pizza is now starting to open branches everywhere too.

ETA: Not to mention the good ol' McDonald...