The Humour Club discussion

Here's a place to post any amusing thing you find while surfing the web. If it makes you chuckle, chances are someone else will enjoy it too.

Stupid is as stupid does:

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2011/10/...

Ever wonder what it would look like if men were forced to assume those coy, pin-up girl poses in a series of photos? You probably haven't, but take a look anyway:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/clickand...

Stephenie Meyer:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1jomNj/...

Finally, someone explains equality...

http://pete.com/files/photos/advertis...

Melki wrote: "Ever wonder what it would look like if men were forced to assume those coy, pin-up girl poses in a series of photos? You probably haven't, but take a look anyway:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/c..."

Oh my god that is soooooooooooo funny!!! Certainly brought laughter to my office on a wet and miserable Monday morning!

Highly entertaining rant about a poorly made burrito.

Slightly amusing and also true.

For anyone who'd like to read Notaro's commentary on Project Accessory.

I also learned that Google does, indeed, barrel roll when "do a barrel roll" is entered as a search.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1gQb24/...

Melki wrote: "Stupid is as stupid does:

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2011/10/..."

nice ... i hope he got the money from the bet

Hazel wrote: "http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1gQb24/..."

well done david

I enjoy reading mythology, especially norse stuff, and so had to laugh when I saw this, as its so true for the stories:

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Love it, Hazel!

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Wish they hadn't blacked out the phone number. I need someone to watch the kids tonight.

Creepiest thing I've seen today:

http://www.offbeatearth.com/the-beard...

That last boy will haunt my nightmares for weeks to come.

That last one is definitely a psychotic killer in the making...

The story of the first Thanksgiving, as told by Sean Connery. Starring Christopher Walken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7755vu...

How did I miss this thread?! The burrito things made me cry, the babysitter made me cry more - 'inmates, pub hours'.





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just weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsTn7K...

Excellent thread, I will be chuckling for hours to come. But I can't help feel it should be called It came from teh internets ;D

One of the most hilarious things I'e come across recently. I apologise in advance for the number of hours lost.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/com...

I liked the girls are like mobile phones set of comments :P

Seriously, wouldn't it be easier to just lose a few?

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011...

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http://www.elezea.com/2011/12/realist...

Warning: contains some profanity

(which, frankly, is what makes it so funny)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVlNZ3...

I love the altered children's drawings. I used to turn my kids' artwork into stuffed animals.

I've heard the term "gobshites" before, but word the Irish gentleman uses to describe bankers was a new one on me. Quite appropriate, though.

Melki wrote: "Seriously, wouldn't it be easier to just lose a few?

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011..."

OH MY GOD!!! That is just too scary and ridiculous for words (yet incredibly funny all the same!!)

Hazel wrote: "http://www.elezea.com/2011/12/realist..."

They are fab, I'm never going to look at kids drawings the same way again!

Melki wrote: "I love the altered children's drawings. I used to turn my kids' artwork into stuffed animals.

I've heard the term "gobshites" before, but word the Irish gentleman uses to describe bankers was..."

Oh I've heard that used in relation to bankers a lot in the last few years (and politicians, and footballers, and referees...I'll stop now)

the best one of the realistic kids drawings is the one of Jesus. A zombie skeleton style thing nailed to a cross. Brilliant.

The third one though, thats a child who needs to talk to someone...

Here's a cute picture from Jasper Fforde -

http://www.jasperfforde.com/potw/134_...

almost certainly not work safe....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fi-nX...

At least they're married...

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_...

I love a business with morals

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So last year my daughter (age 5) was into 'unicorns and rainbows', so, being the crafty people we are we decided to make her a shirt...with those iron on transfers. You know? You print a picture and iron the picture onto a shirt.
So I googled pictures of rainbows and unicorns...it was one of those searches gone wrong. Here is what I came up with. Appropriate for the kindergarten crowd?

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I realize these pictures fit my criteria, 'rainbows and unicorns', but, a little different than what I initially thought I'd get.
We ended up going with #3. Threw in a my little pony for good measure.

Is that a pretzel or a pelvic bone in the unicorn's spew?

(That may indeed be the oddest sentence I've typed since joining Goodreads...)

its one of those plastic can thingies that you're supposed to cut up so a seagull doesn't get its head stuck in it.

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Sniff. Makes me want to watch that Ewok Xmas special from the late 70s.

Ever visited Etsy? Searching for Star Trek Christmas (funny enough on it's own) but this was one of the results...wondering if I could get it custom sized for me?

Though our tree is adorned with several Star Trek ornaments, donning costumes has never been part of our yuletide celebration.

Let's get festive,
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Aaaaa! I have one of those Santas! Now you've got me wondering what he gets up to when I'm not around.

Break and enter probably. Maybe fashion faux pas? Animal cruelty? Breaking labour laws? Crossing the border without proper documentation?

Ooops!
http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011...

Showed that to the kids...they didn't find it as funny?

Tell them it was just one of those "Mall Santas". Not the real one.

Things not to get your true love for Christmas:

http://www.dezert-rose.com/humor/chri...