hello world! discussion

a blind man walks into a lady's bar by mistake.
he orders a drink and shouts "does someone want to here a dumb blonde joke?"
the place gets silent. a woman next to him says,
"sir since you blind it's only fair that you know that:

1. the bartender is blonde.

2.the bouncer is blonde

3.the woman on your left is blonde and a pro wrestler.

4.i'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

5. the woman next to me is blonde and a pro weight lifter.

"still want to tell that joke?"
the guy shakes his head.
"not if i'm going to have to explain it FIVE times."

there was this bar. and in this bar was a magic mirror.
if you told a lie it would suck you in.

one day a redhead walks into this bar. she walks up to the mirror and says "i think i'm the most beautiful in the world!" and it sucks her in.

one day a brunette walks in the bar and up to the mirror and says "i think i'm the most beautiful in the world!" and it sucks her in.

one day a blonde goes up to the mirror and says
"i think......." and it sucks her in.

i like that!!!!

me too!

how do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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