UK Amazon Kindle Forum discussion

Each poster gets one line. It must rhyme with the post above.

If the thread gets stuck, you may post a new non-rhyming line.

I'll start things off with...


Once upon a time

In Newcastle-Under-Lyme

I couldn't find something ending in "ime"

I found a dime

'Twas really sublime

It was held by a mime

That looked about to commit a crime

Through the window, covered in grime,

Which could be reached only if you climb

Along a rope, above the slime

The view from the bridge,was just sublime

It sent a shiver down my spine

Trees oak and ash, beech and pine

Three laddies and a quine.

and this is where the sun don't shine

Except up the bum that is mine

I stole a Terry Pratchett line

And put it in a novel by Barbara Vine.

Please someone, I feel lonely, give me a sign

I want a G & T, hold the lime

Ok i'll pour it this one last time

It is really sublime

Let all our creative juices combine

(that sounds a bit nasty actually!)

To pass on your offer,would be a crime

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine ♪ ♪ ♪

If you don't stop singing, you'll get a fine!

But I am trying to serenade someone to get them to be mine...

Shaun come here,keep Lorraine in line.

Me and Mr Shaun ♪ ♪ We have a thing... going oine ♪ ♪ LOL !

And I think of Darren and custard all the time

Night,night petal,hope you sleep fine.

Who's "Petal" Sarah, it's a pretty name, not like "urine" (sorry couldn't find anything else lol)

EDIT: US ACCENT PLEASE

Stop taking the p...,just to get it to rhyme.

(I was wishing you goodnight Lorraine)Lol.

Oh my darling Clementine

Thank you Sarah, love you like the sunshine ♥

Just noticed,needing hugs,so sending you nine.

Thank you Sarah... better do some work or I won't make it to the deadline

Night night Sarah x

this old of heart of mine

I'm gonna let it shine

This little light of mine

eastwood (do you feel lucky punk, well do ya ) wrote: "this old of heart of mine"

It's been broke a thousand times.

I hear the thing to fix up a broken heart is a squeeze of lemon and lime

that will take time.
(rod stewart fans no that one sarah)

But will only cost a dime

simply add a pinch of thyme

and take it to the border...line

this is turning into pantomime

But at least it's only half past nine

time to get on line

no, honestly, I feel fine

(not really)