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Also, did I already do this survey a few years ago??
I have always and will continue to- hate everything about Christmas. I will not be participating in this everything annoying crammed into one day (three months) bulshit. Thee end.
Servius Heiner wrote: "I have always and will continue to- hate everything about Christmas. I will not be participating in this everything annoying crammed into one day (three months) bulshit. Thee end."I can't wait for you to have a tribe of Christmas-loving children.
I canceled sex in my house until this ridiculous notion of reproduction goes away. I'm no slave to fashion. Thee end.
I did Gretchen me Gretchen. I was. O lounger certain of birth control use do business hours ate over until further notice.
**no longer confident birth control was being used. Me and my spermies are on strike.Fucking small ass iPhone buttons
When was the last time you had sex with the wife?
Awhile ago. I don't like to focus on that.
You've been abstaining from sex and hate?!?! What are you surviving on?
They don't do that unless you have kids already or are 33
How long til you are 33?I guess your only option is to get your wife pregnant. You can't hold out forever. Congratulations in advance and good job for holding out for as long as you did.
Megan's knocked up, Nick. Misery loves company.
smetchie wrote: "Megan's knocked up, Nick. Misery loves company."HEY NOW! It has not been confirmed (I keep putting it off).
Megan aka *Mheghan* wrote: "smetchie wrote: "Megan's knocked up, Nick. Misery loves company."HEY NOW! It has not been confirmed (I keep putting it off)."
You're totally knocked up and you know it. You're living Nick's worst nightmare right now.
Kristina wrote: "Megan aka *Mheghan* wrote: "smetchie wrote: "Megan's knocked up, Nick. Misery loves company."HEY NOW! It has not been confirmed (I keep putting it off)."
You're totally knocked up and you kn..."
HAHA I think it would be good for Nick. Put the fear into him and whats more fun than watching a baby controlling a grown man.
And I don't know it. Haven't taken the test yet. Probably will this weekend.
Does the garage dentist do vasectomies? It stands to reason.
Not sure. I wouldn't let him fuck about in my mouth but I might let him snip the baby line. I just don't get why I don't get a say in any of this.
A say in any of what?In not having kids? Or in the scope of work you're garage dentist will do without a license?
Wow. Who doesn't need one of those around? A big-breasted, piano playing, anime/comic book expert, atheist who also happens to be a dentist! If only you did vasectomies.
Giulia wrote: "Rusty wrote: "Does the garage dentist do vasectomies? It stands to reason."I'm a dentist!! And I don't do vasectomies!!"
It just seems likely to me that a garage dentist would pursue other avenues of income, i.e. Garage lawyer, garage petgroomer, garage urologist, etc.
I'm curious to know, who would WANT to have kids with someone who doesn't want them? That sounds like a recipe for single parenthood.
1. What is the best Christmas present you ever received?--Rock Tumbler
2. What is the best Christmas present you've ever given?
--Guitar
3. What are the best and worst Christmas songs ever?
--I don't understand the question
4. Where are you celebrating Christmas? Who will be there? Do you have to sleep near your mother-in-law?*
--At my house. My mom will be here. No.
5. Aside from world peace, what is at the tops of your Christmas list this year?
--Live-in maid
6. What is the more blasphemous Christmas card message?
Merry Fucking Christmas
or
I hope Jesus and Santa team up to bring you the best Christmas ever!
--Jesus+Santa
7. Are you doing anything awesome for New Year's Eve? When was the last time you did something awesome for New Year's Eve? If so, what the fuck was it, because I have only had one good one and I was in Hawaii, so I don't think NYE was good, so much as the location was nice.
--I don' think so. We were invited to Atlantic City but we don't have a sitter. We used to have great NYEs before the kids were born. We always went to one of those gay hotel parties with my husband's family and all of our friends.
Open bar and a "wedding" band playing all the hits!
smetchie wrote: "Megan's knocked up, Nick. Misery loves company."I am officially hating for 2 now.
Megan aka *Mheghan* wrote: "smetchie wrote: "Megan's knocked up, Nick. Misery loves company."I am officially hating for 2 now."
Congrats!
Congrats Megan! I can't wait to see what pregnancy does to your already healthy hate skills.
Yay!!!! Yay megan!!!! Congratulations. That's so wonderful. I too am looking forward to your hate. Hopefully you're not the weepy sappy type of pregnant but rather the rude distdainful pregnant. That's more fun for everyone and also makes prettier babies. Its a proven fact.
Thanks! I am not the weepy pregnant type. I just whine a lot and list reasons why I'm miserable and why you should be too.
3. What are the best and worst Christmas songs ever?I've got part of this one now. The worst Christmas song ever is CHRISTMAS SHOES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1w...
He can't sing and it doesn't rhyme. It almost makes me cry and then I desperately want to punch myself in the face over and over and over. Then I want to commit a violent crime against whoever wrote the stupid fucking lyrics. Fuck you if you say to yourself "let me think of a song that would make people cry even though it sucks worse than any song ever. Because then I'll get radio play and Jesus will like me better." Also, just because your mom is about to die doesn't mean you should be at the store covered in dirt from head to toe. Especially since you have a DAD! Hello! Take a bath and do your homework, kid. That'll make your mom a lot happier than christmas shoes. I promise.
CHRISTMAS SHOES is not just the worst Christmas song, It is the worst song in the history of the world. It's manipulative and ridiculous and I hate every part about it.
That is the best fucking song!"And I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus, tonight."
Did it make you giggle? I think that's the proper response. I'm having a shitty month.
2. What is the best Christmas present you've ever given?
3. What are the best and worst Christmas songs ever?
4. Where are you celebrating Christmas? Who will be there? Do you have to sleep near your mother-in-law?*
5. Aside from world peace, what is at the tops of your Christmas list this year?
6. What is the more blasphemous Christmas card message?
Merry Fucking Christmas
or
I hope Jesus and Santa team up to bring you the best Christmas ever!
7. Are you doing anything awesome for New Year's Eve? When was the last time you did something awesome for New Year's Eve? If so, what the fuck was it, because I have only had one good one and I was in Hawaii, so I don't think NYE was good, so much as the location was nice.
*My friend's mother-in-law accused her son-in-law of waking her up in the morning wearing only his underwear and showing off his morning wood. THIS DID NOT HAPPEN, THAT BITCH IS CRAZY.