Hidden Kingdom discussion

The game goes like so:

Original Poster: A frog jumped on my head.
Next Poster: Fortunately, the frog was not poisonous.
Next Poster: Unfortunately, a bear had been chasing the frog and began running towards me.
Next Poster: Fortunately, the bear turned out to be my best animorph friend from third grade.

Etc., etc., etc. It gets rather crazy, which is why it's fun. I shall start.


I found a hobo in the woods yesterday.

Fortunately, he was a very good conversationalist.

Unfortunatly, he smelt like... For lack of a better word, crap.

Fortunately, I wore a gas mask that day.

Unfortunately, it didn't work.

Fortunately, my nostrils grew immune to the smell after about an hour.

Unfortunatly, I had to spend a few hours lost with the guy.

Fortunately, the guy got separated from me while we were trying to find our way.

Unfortunatly, he had the back pack with all my supplies in it.

Fortunately, I stumbled across a magical unicorn that took me to a land where I could replenish all I lost.

Unfortunately, it was dollar store junk... didn't last very long...