Paranormal Romance Obsessed discussion

Corrupt somebody's wish.
For example, someone says "I wish for a car."

And another person might come and say "Granted, but it wont run" and completely ruins their wish.

I wish for a guy to come to my door.

EWWWWW! *Shudder*

Granted but their will be no books in it!

I wish I had a huge house with ten floors.

Granted, but an earthquake destroys it.

I wish I drove a Ferrari.

Granted, but I highly doubt you'll fit in since its a hot wheel Ferrari.

I wish for a new doll.

Granted, but its like Chucky and is a serial killer! :D LOL

I wish I went on a shopping spree.

Granted but your forced to donate your clothes to charity.

I wish I had an Ipod.

Alice wrote: "Granted, but its like Chucky and is a serial killer! :D LOL


LOL.

That doll still freaks me out. Oh and the button eyes in 'Coraline'.

Kitty wrote: "Granted but your forced to donate your clothes to charity.

I wish I had an Ipod."

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts after you overuse it the first day.

I wish Patch was mine <3

Granted but then Marcie Millar turns into a powerful fallen angel, threatens him and hooks up with him.

I wish that I could hold my breath for a long time underwater.

Alice wrote: "Granted but then Marcie Millar turns into a powerful fallen angel, threatens him and hooks up with him.

I wish that I could hold my breath for a long time underwater."

((OMG TALK ABOUT A CORRUPTED WISH!! i hate marcie grrrr))

Poor Nora. If I were here I'd slap her or even Patch. I had this phase where I hated him but then by Silence he won my heart as he did Nora's.

I have always loved Patch <3

Alice wrote: "Granted but then Marcie Millar turns into a powerful fallen angel, threatens him and hooks up with him.

I wish that I could hold my breath for a long time underwater."

Granted, but you are suffering from hypothermia, as you have shifted underwater to a place where there is ice above...there is no escape. you get eaten by a shark when you cut yourself trying to get out.

I wish that I could ace tests without having to study :)

good one....let me think....

Granted, but the teacher will fail you because they assume you cheated.

I wish that I could tell what people are thinking.

Granted, but you can only read other people's mind if their thinking negative stuff about you.

I wish that I can buy a room full of books.

Granted but it cost you so much that you were left broke. Then the books burned in a horrible fire.

I wish I was better at school.

hmmm.....tricky one. Let me think...

Granted, but you'd be so smart you'll be kicked out of school and will be forced to get a full time job as a scientist. (I don't know. This one was hard ;) )

I wish that I can sing beautifully. (Does that even make sense? ;D )

Granted but an ugly guy was in love with your voice and kidnapped you then killed you because you tried to run away...

I wish i was rich.

Granted, but to get rich you took all of the worlds money and now they hate you for it and are planning their revenge.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the government things your a ufo and shoots you down lol

I wish I could be the worlds best dancer

Sylvia ❋ wrote: "Granted, but the government things your a ufo and shoots you down lol "

LOL :D

Granted, but you would be on dancing everywhere you go and wont be able to stop. (I couldn't think of anything)

I wish I coould paint a masterpiece

Granted but it only got famous after you died...while you were alive people laughed at it and said it looked stupid.

I wish I didn't injure myself so often.

Granted but i'm sure you injure yourself alot


I wish i didn't have this medical problem

Granted but then you get run over by a car and crippled for life...
I wish my life was a romantic supernatural novel!

Granted, but every supernatural creature would want you and they'd kill each other for you. They'd permanently turn into bloodlusting creatures and would end up killing you instead.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted but you fall and break your neck



I wish i can swim underwater

Jam(MHlover) wrote: "Granted, but I highly doubt you'll fit in since its a hot wheel Ferrari.

I wish for a new doll."

Nice..haha

Christine wrote: "Granted but you fall and break your neck



I wish i can swim underwater"

Wait....did you mean, breathe underwater???

Christine wrote: "Granted but you fall and break your neck



I wish i can swim underwater"

Granted, but after 2 minutes you will surely drown

I wish for a necklace

Granted, but you trip, fall and it breaks

I wish for 3 more wishes (if i'm allowed)

Access Denied

I wish for a husky

Granted, but you go on a walk, it runs ahead, soon you fall behind and lose the husky

New Wish:

I want Oynx and Deity to come out now

granted, but someone steals your backpack with them in it

I wish for a new truck

Granted but it has no petrol

I wish for new shoes

Granted, but your friend borrows them without asking and (accidentally) snaps the heels

I wish for a black car....with petrol

Granted but it has no engine

I wish for a turtle

Granted, but (hate to say this, poor turtle) it carries a disease and dies

I wish for freedom!!! not, actually I wish for a pack of straws

Granted, but somebody's chewed the tops of them :3

I wish for a unicorn :3

Granted but that unicorn wants to eat you.

I wish for McDonalds

Granted, but i can't garantee i won't eat it before i give it you :P

I wish for a servant to make me something to eat right now

Granted but he burns your food.

I wish for a new laptop .

Granted, but the firewall doesn't work so you're going to have loads of viruses on it :S

I wish for a longer charger cord :L

Granted but everytime you plug it in, you get an electric shock.

I wish for a new room.

Granted, but it will be painted in the colour you hate.

I wish for Puss In Boots :3 meow

Granted but the CD is scratched.

I wish for a dolphin.

Granted, but it makes those annoying whale noises xD

I wish for some fudge

Granted but its too sweet and rots your teeth :P

I wish to go to heaven

Granted, but your wish gets blocked by God

I wish for a drink