Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry discussion

((Roleplay))

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is a joke shop located at Number 93 Diagon Alley founded by Fred and George Weasley. It sells practical joke objects, such as Extendable Ears, a Reusable Hangman, and Fred and George's special WonderWitch products, such as Love Potions, Ten-Second Pimple Vanishers, and Pygmy Puffs. There is also a section of Muggle Magic Tricks "for freaks like Dad"[HP6], which are said to do steady business, despite not being big sellers.

"WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!"
—Sign outside Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Ron: "How much is this?"
Fred and George: "Five galleons."
Ron: "How much is it for me?"
Fred and George: "Five galleons."
Ron: "But I'm your brother!"
Fred and George: "Ten galleons."

The 4 kids walked through the door and stopped dead in their tracks, awestruck by all the wonders of the shop.
"Wow." Was all Daniel said.

Mia walked over to a cage labeled 'Pygmy Puffs' where fluff balls of every colour where hopping around in their cage and took one out to look at.
Rhode looked at Mia, and with an amused expression, said "Please don't loose that, at least not until you've bought it."
"Oh please, Im not a child."
"Actually, thats exactly what you are."
She replied by narrowing her eyes at her.
Daniel and Alexis just chuckled at the two.

"Hello and welcome to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes," an enthusiastic employee shouted over the noise. "Can I be of any assistance today?"

"Yes please!" Daniel shouted back. He had a rather mischievous grin on his face. "What would you reccommend in the line of fireworks?"

"I would recommend Weasley's Wildfire Whiz-bangs of you're planning some serious pranking," the employee replied. "They multiply by ten when someone tries to vanish them and explode quite violently when hit by a stunning spell."

"Great!" Daniel replied enthusiasticly."
"We'll take 1 Weasley's Wildfire Whiz-bangs, 1 Pygmy Puff, 4 Extendable Ears, and...Well, might as well make it atleast 1 of everything else." Rhode shouted.
"Could you make a list of everything we've bought, so I know more or less what we have."

Anti Gravity Hat
Aviatomobile
Canary Creams
Edible Dark Marks
Extendable Ears
Headless Hats
Patented Daydream Charms
Portable Swamp
Punching Telescopes
Smart Answer, Self Inking, and Spell Checking Quills
Reusable Hangman
Skiving Snackbox
Ton-Tongue Toffee
Trick Wands
U-No-Poo
Weasley's Wildfire Whiz-bangs
Decoy Detonators
Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
Shield Hats, Cloaks, and Gloves
Love Potions
Pygmy Puffs
Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher
Candy in a Can

"Great! We'll have the following.." He shouted, taking the order paper and marking down everything they wanted. He handed it back to her.
She looked at it.

It said:
1x Anti Gravity Hat
1x Aviatomobile
4x Canary Creams
4x Extendable Ears
1x Headless Hats
10x Patented Daydream Charms
2x Portable Swamp
1x Punching Telescopes
8x Smart Answer, Self Inking, and Spell Checking Quills
2x Reusable Hangman
2x Skiving Snackbox
4x Ton-Tongue Toffee
4x Trick Wands
2x U-No-Poo
1x Weasley's Wildfire Whiz-bangs
5x Decoy Detonators
5x Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder
4 of each Shield Hats, Cloaks, and Gloves
1x Love Potions
1x Pink and Purple Pygmy Puff
2x Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher
4x Candy in a Can


"How much do I owe you for that?" He shouted. His voice was starting to hurt from all the shouting.

"66 galleons," the employee replied, whipping objects off the shelves and adding them to plastic bags.

"Thank you!" He shouted, handing her the money, and taking the bags.
The 4 left, each carrying a large bag, smilling and laughing.

Flame entered the shop, dazzled by her surroundings. She walked up to a clerk and smiled. "I would like 5 Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder's, if you don't mind," she said, with a smile.

"Here you go," said an employee.

"How much is a Pyggmy Puff?" asked Gracie.

"29 sickles," an energetic employee replied.

"May I have one?" Says Gracie, already getting out her money.

"Absolutely," the employee said, retrieving a rather vibrant-colored one from the cage.

"YAAAAY! THANK YOU!!!" she said. "Here is 29 sickles!" she said handing her the money.

The employee took the money and placed it in the register. "Have a nice day!" he shouted above the crowd with enthusiasm.

Isadore entered the shop and gasped in amazement. There were rows and rows of interesting products. "Could I have 10 canary creams please?" She said to the salesperson wearing magenta robes. "I heard my friend talking about them."

Roxanne walked into the store not looking intrested in anything on the shelves. She walked up the stairs the said 'employes only'

Louis (Weasley) bounded into the store, and saw Roxanne about to dissappear behind the door. "Hiya Roxanne! Whatcha doing?"

Tonks ran in, panting. "Loo-ees! Lou-is!" She shouted after the boy. "Dunno how to pronounce it, that Phlegm always says it wrong. French." She muttered under her breath. "Hey! You! Where is your mum? I thought you were shopping with her! It isn't safe in Diagon Alley if you're on your own. But well, this is Fred and George's shop, so I suppose the Death Eaters won't come knocking anyway. Just make sure you stick to your mum, 'kay?"

Louis sighed. "Okay, but she was going to a boring girls shop," he replied. "Do you know if Fred and George are here?"

"Ha! Boring girl's shop. I bet she's busy with her reflection. George is in the back room taking orders. Would you like to meet them?" Tonks said.

[Although if Fleur's son existed, Fred would be dead and George would have already lost an ear.]

((eh what eva))

"Oh yes!" he said, delighted. "I love Uncles Fred and George!"

"Well of course I think they are fun. Obviously!!! Who knew that they could come up with a joke shop idea! Just brilliant. I love playing tricks on others too. Don't tell your mum." Tonks smiled warmly at the little boy.

"Oh, she already knows," Louis laughed. "She is sometimees rather-" he paused- "un fond of you," he smiled. "But only sometimes. I like your tricks, though."

Spirios walked along, until she saw an odd, black, little dome-like thing. "I bet you would be proud that we've managed to earn lots of galleons by this little firebreather." she murmured to herself.

"Anyone wants to try these extendable ears? It can be used to listen to other people's conversations from far away! Doesn't cost much!" the assistant said.

'Hey, you knew here? I've been working here for a while. It's not so busy now, as everyone's gone on their summer holiday! By the way, I'm Lizzy!'

Hey Lizzy and Kelsey.
The name's Lidia. I am wondering of you two lovely ladies can hook me up with some cheaper merchandise for me to sell on the down low to the kids back at school. A lot of the joke stuff have been declared 'illegal' and I have ways of smuggling them in without the professors finding them when they do the bag searches.

Hey Lidia.
It's Spirios here, and I help to invent stuff in Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes. Yes, I can help you get stuff to sell, cause I'm also a smuggler. I have an animagi, a phoenix, which I can disguise myself with. So, wanna work together?

Hi Spirios - Sounds good :) I have found a few of the secret passages around the castle and discovered a pretty good room to hide the merchandise in.

((cool! Meet you in room of requirement!))

((already there ;) ))

((okey dokes!:) ))

"Fred! George! Yoo-hoo! Should we put on the finishing touches to you-know-what?"

Luna entered, amazed at how crowded it was. But Luna didn't look around. Instead she went instantly to checkout and said "Hi, I need 1 Pygmy Puff, 3 Love Potions, and 72 Answer Quills or whatever they're called."

(hey wait, did Harry's 7th year not happen yet? Or is Fred a zombie?)

Jacqueline walked into the shop, an amazed expression on her face..
Hmm... she thought quietly to herself as she stared up at the rows upon rows of marvellous magnificence.

Looking back down at her notes, which she had scribbled in her poorly-deductible spindly-edged handwriting.

X5 Smart Answer Quill
X5 Self-Inking Quill
X5 Spell-Checking Quill

She knew it was cheating but she had always been fascinated by the idea of having a quill that would do all the work for her.

Nervously, she looked over at the Pyggmy Puff Station. She picked up a small pinkish white ball of fluff. She threw it on to the desk with everything else on her list. Looking around the shop, she picked up one of the quills and scrawled down quickly on her list a few more things she needed to get...
No one had to know she used the pen...

She smirked to herself, leaving the pouch of sickles on the desk.