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Yo Momma Smackdown!
YO mamma so ugly ppl refer to her. As "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"
Yo mommas so dum she thought the big bang theory was a dirty joke.
Yo momma's so fat the national weather service names each of her farts.
Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma's so polite, she held the door for a week.
Yo momma's so short, she can do the limbo under the door.
Yo momma so small she had to hold up a sign that said, "Don't spit on me, I can't swim!"
LMAO GUYSS!!Yo momma so fat that she walked in front of the TV while I was watching it and I missed the whole show!
YO momma so dumb she said we havin chili for dinner and took you outside in chilly weather
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiled, people thought it was butter.
Yo momma's so fat, she ran after a schoolbus shouting 'stop that twinky!'
Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. :D
Yo momma so dumb, she studied for a drug test.
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
*grins* There's this whole website with good yo momma jokes. http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes...
Yo mama so fat she needs her own zip code.
Yo Mama is so stupid she saved a fish from drowning!Yo Mama is so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo Mama is so stubid she killed a dead person!
Yo Mama is so fat when she sat on an ipod it became an ipad!
Yo Mama is so fat she has to take a bath in the ocean and when whales swim by they start singing... We are family!!! Even though your fatter than me!
Yo Mama is so fat every time she walks by the tv you misses three episodes!!
Yo Mama is so stupid she taped a paper to her tv and called it paperview!
Yo Mama is so stupid she arranged skittles in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama is so fat when God said Let there be light! He had to tell her to get out of the way.
Yo Mama is so poor she rolled down the street in a can and when a person asked what she was doing she said she was moving.
Yo Mama's so fat when she went outside in a yellow dress people started singing, "Here comes the Sun!!!!"
Yo Mama is so fat when she sat on an ipod it became an ipad!- My fav
Sorry... just had to let all those out. :) One time I had a yo mama joke contest with a boy at lunch.
Yo momma is so stupid that she threw a bird off a cliff to kill it
Hahah!!
Yo Momma so old, that when i told her to act her age, she died.
Yo Momma so old, that when i told her to act her age, she died.
LMAO i love the jokes that are different than "Yo momma so fat..." or "yo momma so stupid..."Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yeah. But there's this one...
Yo momma's so Fat that when I took a picture of her and printed it out sideways, it didn't finish until Christmas!
Yo momma's so Fat that when I took a picture of her and printed it out sideways, it didn't finish until Christmas!
Yo momma so ugly when Bob the Builder looked at her he said,"I CAN'T FIX THAT!!!!!"Yo momma so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.Yo momma's so fat, when she came out in a red dress, someone yelled, "Yo KoolAid!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she threw Skittles at people saying, "Taste the Rainbow!"
Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her
Yo momma's so stupid, she bounced big balls up and down the aisles of Toys R Us shouting, "Go Pikachu, GO!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and shouted, "Hey where's my gumball?!"
Yo momma's so poor, when you rang the doorbell at her house, you heard her go, "DING DONG!"
Dang!! :D
Yo momma so poor her face in on the front of food stamps.
Yo momma so poor her face in on the front of food stamps.
Dah Blaze {Just Streak} ~Boss 1~ [Psychic 3] wrote: "Yo momma so small she had to hold up a sign that said, "Don't spit on me, I can't swim!""I luv that one! XD
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Yo mama so fat Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet from fear of falling in
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet from fear of falling in
Yo momma so stupid that she put the goldfish on the floor when she was cleaning the tank!
Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so fat she has more
Chins than china
Copyright...... Me!!! (I made it up, so no one can steal it! Mwahahahaha!!!))
Chins than china
Copyright...... Me!!! (I made it up, so no one can steal it! Mwahahahaha!!!))
Cool! I made up one:
Yo momma so fat, that when she went to Russia, Sarah Palin said, "I can see Yo Momma from my house!"
Yo momma so fat, that when she went to Russia, Sarah Palin said, "I can see Yo Momma from my house!"
I'm going to make up one by myself...hm...Yo momma so young that when I told her to become her age she turned in to a baby.
hahahahahahaLet me try to make one up...
Yo momma such a procrastinator that she
Bwahahahahahahahhahaa!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oohhhhh, I finally got it. I'm laughing too hard to add exclamation points. Okay, I think I got one---Yo momma so dumb at typing that she wrote this after an hour, trying to write hi:
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lol :D :DYo momma so stupid that this entertains her for hours:
Scroll down.
Scroll up.
Yo momma so fat that Ash thought she was Snorlax and tried to catch her!
Yo momma so dumbShe brought a spoon to the super bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.
yo mama's so fat, when the doorbell rings she goes to the microwave
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
yo mamas so dum, it takes her 3 trys for true or false
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Remember-No racism, swearing or highly inappropriate stuff. If you get too uncomfortable with somene's jokes, Message Streak.
Let the smackdown begin!
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