Writer's Advice discussion

Basically for all those random, funny, and/or quotes that don't go in the other categories. There's one example I really love:

"Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do critisize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." ~Jack Handey

Okay, we need some more random and/or funny quotes. Here's one:

"I once saw a homeless dude roasting a hot pocket on the third rail of the G-train. The G train, Nermal!" 30 Rock

"I once saw a pack of wolves successfully take over and run a Wendy's. I once saw a baby giving another baby a tatoo. They were both very drunk." 30 Rock

"The sewer people took my skateboard!" 30 Rock

Okay. I'm sorry, but this is totally true in my case.
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
~Uknown

Haha, that's so true! :D