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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Accidentally sat on. Riiiight!
Holy crap, that made my day, Dave...Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll-and a carnation
Priceless, sir...
Yeah, I was really wondering about the carnation. Isn't that a flower?
Yup, that's what I thought this thread was about. A potato? I don't even have a witty remark for this. It's slightly less suspect than the cucumber, though.
I'm just happy he didn't fall on a gerbil.
Cucumbers must have been out of season.
I'm still stuck (harharhar) on the carnation. Do you think it was like the whole thing, stem and flower and all? Was it prom night? I can't even see how something like a flower (thin stem, soft petals) would be pleasurable...I have a friend who's an x-ray tech and she always brings home x-ray pics of the various things people lose in the poop shoot. Every visit to her house is more enlightening.
I had a friend that I went fishing with that got a lure jammed into his finger, and we had to go to the hospital to get it removed. While we were there we saw a bowl that had lots of lures in it. We asked what they were, and he said that this was the collection of lures that they had taken out of people, except for one. This guy had gotten a lure stuck in the back of his head and thought he could take it out and nearly passed out, so he went in to have it removed. The doctor removed it from his head and he went to throw it in the bowl, and the guy said no after all that pain he wanted the lure back. So the doctor gave him his lure and he left. But apparently the guy was still upset, because when he got to his car as he was getting in he threw the lure into his car where it hit the passenger window and bounced over and landed on his seat just before he sat down. He had to be really embarrassed when he went back in to have the lure removed from his ass less than five minutes later.
Yeah, but that was from his ass cheek, right? Not from within the ass. ('Cause that would've been most impressive!)
His ass cheek yes, but what a doufus. I don't even want to think how much pain there would have been had it gotten stuck within.
Yeah, it had to be something to do with the prom, I think, Charly. When else do people actually use carnations?
Message 12: BEAUTIFUL!To answer the question above, Mindy, FUNERALS!
"hey, sorry about your grandpa. You wanna go in the bathroom and get freaky with this carnation?"
Ahhhh! That's right! Now, I've got a whole other scenario playing out in my imagination!
Weird how it's all over to the side like that.
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It's not unusual for peope to show up in the er with foreign bodies in their rectums. I've heard that now people are putting hamsters and gerbils in there!!! Poor creatures.
How could I have missed this thread?!?!Haha, is that true, Leslie? I thought that the gerbil-rectal route only occurred on certain television programs...
I've never done a chart like that--I do medical coding, so it's hearsay, but I have heard of it. The other foreign bodies, yes, I've done the charts.
so on the coding do you use code wording like "de-gerbilization" or is a "hamsterochtomy" ? when you say "it is not unusual..." how many times a year would you say you have an incident like this? and also let me say this. that is an exit ramp not a merge lane. EVERYTHING besides what naturally comes out is a foreign body
It is also an orifice with a lot of pleasurable nerve endings, but if you're going to engage in anal play, you have to make sure you have a means to extract what gets inserted.
exactly, always put a safety harness on any mammals you intend to use for pleasure. or have a Kirby fired up and ready to go on stand-by
I've never coded an animal being in someone's rectum, but to code an object, I would code foreign body, then choose natural orifice, as opposed to open wound, then they body system--in this case digestive, then where in the digestive system, since that includes from the mouth to the anus, so I would pick rectum, then I would have to choose if the foreign body was intentionally inserted or unintentionally. So you would get the code for foreign body intentionally inserted into the rectum. Then depending on how it was removed--usually with some type of endoscopy, sometimes surgery, I would code that. As far as frequencey, several times a year, at least--and that would vary by the size of the hospital, how many patients come through the er, etc. Any orifice can have a forgein body, roaches in ears, beads in nostrils, two or three tampons in vaginas, or if anything, such as jewelry, etc, is on the penis, it can come off and get stuck in the woman's vagina. I feel bad for people who come in for stuff like that, it has to be so embarrassing!!
I still don't get what would be so great about having a dead gerbil inside the rectum? It can't breathe in there. Very weird!
But apparently it's death throes are very pleasurable to the prostate. Not that I know from experience, I'm just sayin'.
Well, yes, the prostate stimulation is always pleasurable in anal play, but I imagine anything involving animals also carries at least a little of its pleasure because there's an animal involved, which is extra illicit.
Leslie -- I'm with you on that one. Also -- these animals have CLAWS and TEETH, all designed to assist them when they feel threatened. Call me a prude, but that goes a bit beyond the pleasure of being more "illicit."I guess maybe there's a fine line between illicit and goddamned depraved.
Or maybe not ....
Sally or RA, I just noticed the updated title of this thread. Is that supposed to be a play on emoticons: both a heart and a butt?
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Butt maybe I'm missing something on the Gere reference.
well, you can't believe everything you read on the internet. i think he did it :)
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well, yah it is. if i come across something especially absurd on the internet i read it out loud to myself. then i can tell people i heard it somewhere. sounds more true
How pleasurable if the little critter still has its teeth. I mean, it's bad enough that...well...you know. BTW, my mother was an ER nurse ans saw this and many other aberrations we don't see on TV
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