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What is the funniest quote there is?
I want you to look for the Funniest Quote you can find.

You can post as many quotes as you wish.
At the end of March, there will be a poll on which quote is the funniest.

'Don't talk to me,' Ron said quietly.

'Why not?' said Hermione in surprise.

'Because I want to fix that in my memory forever,' said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression on his face. 'Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...'


- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


(I will never NOT laugh when I read this quote!)

I find it extraordinarily funny. XD

I haven't seen Journey 2 the Mysterious Island yet. Is it good?

For a moment I can’t help thinking how decent he is; that there’s some hope for him beyond the obnoxious image he displays. Maybe deep down he is a sensitive guy, who sees us as real people with real issues. I want to say something nice. Some kind of thanks. I stand there, rehearsing it in my mind.
‘Oh my God,’ he says, ‘did you see that girl’s tits?’
Maybe not today.

Saving Francesca

"My friend asked me to tell her what I classified as flying.
Do you know what I told her?
Flying is when you jump up and miss the ground."

I heard that somewhere, don't remember where.

"Your slower then a turtle with a broken leg!"

Haha! That's a good one

^^ thanks! :)

I just heard this one...Happier than a Tornado in a Trailer Park!

I didn't slap you...I high fived your face.
I'm not lazy, I'm just really protective of my seat.

Haha. That's a funny one.
Here are a few I heard recently.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.

children, open the windows, let the airforce come in!!!!

Interesting quotes :)

Thanks for sharing.