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((You don't need to make a character or anything for this one. Just do something completely and utterly random. If you are confused, Kimi, Amanda and I started one in an upper topic that you can go read))

RUBBER DUCKY IS PLAYING WITH CARDBOARD

Rubber chicken sees rubber ducky and wants to play too.

RUBBER DUCKY SEES RUBBER CHICKEN AND HANDS HIM A BOX!

Rubber Chicken squeals with delight! A BOX!

Pedro screams and hides from Rubber Chicken. Cracker meanwhile runs at the rubber chicken with his puffy snowman hat of DOOM!!!!

Ohnoz!! What is THAT?!! Is it a BOX????!!!!
That's Crackers mortal weakness!!!!!!11
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

((Confused? Nah, why would ANYONE be confused? :D ))

((To refresh thine memories, (not that they need refreshing...), Pedro's my ghost. *nods* And Cracker is the snowman. *nods more*))

((Meh. Not much fun when you guys aren't here. D: ))

((sorry. ☺))

*waves sword in air*
FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Pedro sees Kimi with a sword and charges forward with his spork.

ON GUARDE!!!
*clang!*
*clash!*
*skreek!*
*clang!*
Kimi's sword is thrust several THOUSAND feet away.

Pedro points menacingly at Kimi with his spork.
"Beware the rubber chickens," he whispers, then DASHES OFF INTO THE NIGHT!!

"That was weird," Kimi mutters, looking around for her sword.
Suddenly, it starts glowing!!
AND IT TRANSFORMS INTO A VAMPIRE!!!! :O

Suddenly, a nearby tree glows!
AND IT TRANSFORMS INTO FORREST!!!!

"Stay away from my girlfriend," he hisses, stepping in front of the vampire and preparing to attack him with his awesome tree powers.

The vampire screams a girlish scream and runs in circles.
"CRIPPLE!!!!! THEY WON!!!!!!" He screams and falls over onto the ground.

((Sorry. Yeah. That vampire's last random outburst...my sister yelled that this morning.))

((She was asleep. xDDDD ))

Then....BLACKNESS!!!!
The entire universe has been destroyed by Cracker's snowman hat of DOOM!!
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((Wow. If you stare at that word long enough, it doesn't even look like a word. xD ))

EXCEPT FOR

RUUUUUUUUUUUBBER DUCKY!!! AND RUUUUUUUUUUBBER CHICKEN!!!! They alone have SURVIVED the MASSIVE explosion that killed the world.
*Poof*

Oh. And Princess Peach. She survived too with her awesome peachy powers.

Pedro pops out of nowhere.
Literally.
He screams because of Rubber Chicken. Then he TAKES his spork and tears a hole in the time-space-continum-thingy-E=mC2.

((I'll wait for someone to come. I feel lonely killing the world by myself.))

RUBBER DUCKY GRABS A NEWSPAPER AND WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM!!

"HEY I CAME HERE FIRST!!!" DUCKY YELLED AS HE PUSHED RUDOLPH OUT OF THE WAY AND SHUT THE DOOR

RUDOLPH FEELS BAD SO HE GOES OUT AND BUYS RUBBER DUCKY A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.... BUT AS HE SEES THE PERFECT GIFT, FROSTY GETS IT FIRST.

RUDOLPH SCREAMS "GIMME THE CHOCOLATE YOU BIG FROSTED b***H!!!" AND USES HIS ANTLERS TO KILL FROSTY... MEANWHILE THE ELF KIRBY, (from rudolph) ALMOST GETS SUED BY HIS PATIENT FOR NOT TREATING HIS GUM DIESEASE

RUDOLPH SCREAMS "GIMME THE CHOCOLATE YOU BIG FROSTED b***H!!!" AND USES HIS ANTLERS TO KILL FROSTY... MEANWHILE THE ELF KIRBY, (from rudolph) ALMOST GETS SUED BY HIS PATIENT FOR NOT TREATING HIS GUM DIESEASE

BUT MARIO DUMPS PEACH WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT PEACH WAS THE ONE WHO HAD GUM DISEASE! EGAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then the A. snomwan thinksits the wrong thing that you can also find in snow and he gets his snowman gang together and goes to jump rudolph

((a yakuza!! haha! rubber ducky is the boss!))
RUBBER DUCKY STANDS IN THE ALLEYWAY WITH HIS GANG BEHIND HIM,"grilled cheese, baby..."

((lol))
"we attack at dawn..." RUBBER DUCKY SAID QUIETLY TO RUDOLPH

Rubber Chicken gallops gallantly back into the scene on Llama's back!

rubber ducky takes out his.....POCKET KNIFE!!! and cuts into a piece of.....JELLO!!

rubber ducky stuffed the jello in his mouth and almost ate the pocket knife while he was at it

Chicken runs to help ducky

ducky coughs up the knife,"i saw my life flash before my very eyes..." he gasped

((I don't want to know))

((just like in Spanish class we read this Christmas song about Mary being portrayed as a Virgin Mermaid who was about to have a baby...I don't want to know how))

((thats all wrong!!!))
rubber ducky held the knife in his hand and threw it at a stuffed animal

((mmhhhmmm))
NOOO!!! Cried llama!

((*bursts out laughing* This is amusing to read. :D ))

((yes it is ☺))

rubber ducky tackled llama and dragged him to waltz class,"llama, my friend, we...r going to learn the waltz!" ducky said, victoriously

llama kicked ducky so hard he knockd him out
"gET OFF ME PERVERT!!!!" he screams. Ducky is out unconsious when the yeti sits on him, thinking that Rubber Ducky is his old friend "Sitty"

((ya or else that would hurt))
Sitty is in Yeti's home trying to text yeti that he wants to go see a movie
yeti keeps ignoring it because he thinks he is gay