La Poseurs discussion

Easy enough. Simple. Fun. Cringe-worthy. NO PASSES!!

Would you rather jump naked into a pool of slimy snakes or crickets?

yeck... cow poo probably. Pigs eat god knows what. Cows eat grass.

Lose your sight or lose your voice?

live a life with all bad days

get your period on white pants or throw up on your crush?

Teacher

Get caught cheating on your boyfriend or catch him cheating?

Catch him cheating

Go out with someone not very good looking but with an incredible personality, or a hottie with a bad personality?

Gosh, that is a hard one. I will go with...

A hottie with a bad personality, because if you mean bad boy, then I am all over that.

Would you rather see your friend making out with her boyfriend or have your friend catch you making out with your boyfriend?

No shirt... I ain't proud of my thighs but I have a pretty good rack (LOL... so vulgar!)

wyr step in dog poop in front of your crush, or accidentally drool in front of him, and have him point it out disgustedly?

Unicorn all the way, is that even a real question? XD

Have someone drag you across black-top bare skinned, or get a bunch of small cuts and have urine put in them?

Boobs!

wyr be grounded from goodreads or books?

Goodreads. I cannot live without books.

Eat a million pickles in 4 days, or only wear purple for the rest of your life?

Purple. I like it.

So wyr eat only one food forever or never eat the same food again?

Never eat the same food again.

Dance the tango before you have had an practice in front of a crowd that has 1 million people, or stand naked in the middle of a busy intersection?

Tango!

Have a pet monkey or watch one pee on someone?

Watch one pee on someone!!

WYR eat a whole onion, raw, or get hit in the head with a mushy potato?

Bad. Tried the other.

Wyr get flowers or choclates?

Flowers !

WYR have a docile dog or a wild cat?

Dog

wyr Win free catfood for life or have to eat it?

Build one, it would give me something to do.

WYR be caught in a tsunami or in the middle of a lava flow (no surviving either).

Lava flow seems like I would die faster, and besides, I hate the idea of drowning

WYR play WYR or add to the Hottie Generator? hahaha

Heavy Metal!!!

Wyr eat slugs or intestine?(escargo vs. i-forget-what-it-is-called)

eewwww intestine

WYR drink pepsi or coca cola?

Rap, I hate both of them but Country? *shudders*

WYR kick a blind man or kick a girl scout?

Girl scout. They irritate me.

WRY eat a million sugar cubes or never brush your teeth?

Eat suger cubes...

WRY be blind or be deaf?

Deaf

Wyr adopt a bunny or eat one?

Adopt :D

WYR eat an entire snail or eat an entire slug?

Slug, because then I could just let it slide down my throat, where as with a snail you have the shell to deal with!

Eat 100 cupcakes in one sitting (ow), or just 1 cockroach?

A cockroach, because it is one thing, whereas I would get extremely sick of cupcakes. However, I am not factoring in the germs that the cockroach contains.

Dance the macarana in front of a crowd of 10,000 people or eat 100 pickles in one sitting?

Dance the macarana, because I have no shame :)

WYR fart in front of your crush, or accidently spit on his face when you talk?

Macarana

Wyr Jump from a plane or get trapped in a cave?

Jump from a plane. I'm fearless.

WYR fart in front of your crush, or accidently spit on his face when you talk?

fart

WYR Be stuck with the person you hated for a week or never be able to leave three feet from your significant other?

Person I hated.

WYR hug a porcupine or hug a cactus?

porcupine

wyr watch star wars or lord of the rings?

lord of the rings

WYR bungee jump or skydive

Skydive

WYR eat toe jam or super smelly mold-covered cheese?

Toe Jam

WYR Make out with Lord Voldemort or have to have sex with Dobby?

You my friend are a sick person
Id rather make out with lord voldermort

WYR never be married or be married to your first crush

I Would rather never be married... my first crush was a jerk!

WYR never see and speak, or never hear and smell?

Never see and speak. if I couldn't hear, then I would cripple and die of lack of music.

WYR Play a Nintendo 64 and all available games for it, or live in your favorite amusement park of your choice, including free food, drinks, and fast passes on every ride.

The amusement park. Love N64, and I even own one, but I'm a huge thrill-seeker.

WYR own a brand-new, paid off Porsche 911, or a mint condition 68' Camaro?

Porsche 911, no contest!

WYR Date Daniel Radcliffe or Taylor Laughtner?

Daniel Radcliffe, is that even a question?

Become best friends with Bella, or Hermione?

HERMIONE. You know why? Its levi-osa, not levio-sa.
(ps thought you didn't like hp?)

WYR hug a koala or a penguin?

Penguin, because I don't want to get mauled by the koala and it's wickedly sharp nails. On the other hand, it'd have a bigger brain than the bird, and if domesticated would be less likely to attack.

Own a pitbull or a chihuahua?

Pitbull. May sound ironic, but I hate small dogs. Coley's an exception because she isn't yappy. Like a bau5.

Murder good people or watch your family get murdered.

D: Watch my family get murdered. Though that'd be pretty much the most awful thing anyone could think of, I'd be able to live through that- with serious struggle. The guilt, and jail, from killing innocent people though; it'd kill me.

Kill your best friend to live forever, or just get old and die.

get old and die.

wyr Date the ugliest boy in school or kiss the most popular girl in school.

Date the ugliest boy in school.

Die before you see your family again, or watch your family die.