La Poseurs discussion

We all have those cringe-worthy embarrassing moments worth sharing with rest of the world. So, please, let the humiliation begin!

I once spelled orgasm on a test instead of organism

HAHAHA

I thought 'booty call' meant ringing someone because you need a ride somewhere, so I was talking to my older brother on my mobile, and I said I needed a booty call!

Lol! Once i stuck a pad on a car after putting koolaid on it.

Emma, you are VERY suave. ;D

In elementary school, I spilled water ALL over my pants and it made me look like I peed my pants. It SO did not help that my old crush saw me.

I have called my teachers 'mom' so many times.

I was walking my dog, and he trotted out in front of me while I wasn't looking, so I tripped on him and went SMACK into the ground. Right in front of a bunch of kids a lived by.
"Oh no, I'm fine! I'm fine, no worries!" I'd said, walking away with bloody elbows

was talking to my crush, and I drooled visibly.
and he pointed it out. "you just drooled"
and I said, 'yep'.
followed by an awkward pause

One time, my friend pointed out to me that I'd sat on something brown and mushy. Panicked, I asked her, "Oh my gosh, how disgusting, how long has that been there?!" She then informed me that it'd been there all day, but she just didn't want to embarrass me. That explained some of the looks I'd gotten.

I walked right into a wall when I was with my crush. Just like, smacked into it.

One time I woke up at a slumber party, and was walking around, even looking around at everyone, from which I had recieved odd looks and someone informed me my face had been drawn on, in green marker no less.

I found out once that one of my best friend had been spilling all the details of my crush and I to her other best friend, who I barely know.

I once discovered that I had been walking around all day with part of my skirt tucked into my leggings.

One time, I was sliding down a concrete part of a hill in my friend's (who is a boy) backyard with all of his other guy friends. Then, I proceeded to accidentally rip the rear part of my jeans out completely!

One time I was talking about my crush in a very obvious lovey-dovey way.

and I turned around and he was right there grinning.

Lol!

Once I kicked my crush in the soft spot while we played soccer

OWCH!

I rlly felt bad. He fell to the ground. My cliets are pretty sharp.

One time during gym, I threw a ball (basketball to be exact) randomly. Not-so surprisingly, it hit my crush in the face. He got a bloody nose.

And yes, he doesn't really speak to me anymore.

Ouch. I feel bad.

One time I tripped over his foot! EMBARRASSING!

Psychology is a hard word to pronounce sometimes so that's understandable but i bet so bad!

Alright, so I have an embarressing story that does not actually have to do with a guy.

At my orchestra, we are required to wear concert black and white, which consists of a white shirt, black slacks and black shoes.
So I arrive the day of the concert in a white shirt, black slacks and black shoes.
But the concert is actually the next day.

Wow, my band teacher didn't let us wear just black and white. He required color.

One time, during class, I accidentally mispronounced a word and it sounded like masterbation. *face palm* My crush was sitting right next to me and kept giving me weird looks for the rest of the day. *MAJOR face palm*

Hahahaha! Sounds like something I would do as well!

The other day, I was dancing in my room. Keep in mind- I dance like a complete dork. So, I accidentally left the door open, and was too busy (dancing) to close it, when my friend's (who I'm living with) 16 year old brother comes upstairs. He sees me, and begins to mock me. This I see as no big deal, so I keep dancing. Yeah, turns out his friend Reid was right next to him and had been seeing me as well...

Of what importance is this 'Reid' to you?

^^ Yes, I was thinking the same thing too, Autumn. Who is this "Reid"?

Eh, just my friend's brother's friend. My point wasn't that I had a crush on him or anything (heavens no), but that an almost complete stranger to me that I will see fairly often around my house, just witnessed me dancing. And I dance like a complete fool ;b

Mmmm. I always act like a complete idiot in front of my best friend's older brother because he's really cute.

Haha. That is rather amusing. I have an embarrasing moment that is a wee bit long.

So, I am known for being rather athletic, a long distance runner and fairly good at any sport I attempt. I am taking track currently at a different school, one I used to go to, because my new school has no sports program.
So I had practicing hurdles and was getting rather good at them. So after I get back from running my three mile warm up, the class is doing hurdles. I of course, thought that I would be fine, because I was the best of the class at them. Boy was I wrong. To add another wound to the situation, the photographer for the yearbook was there.
I line up and I can already tell my lineup is set odd, for someone switched about the starters so the wrong foot was set forth. And I couldn't place my hands correctly because there was a huge wad of chewing gum stuck to the grass there. We hear the clap and set off. First hurdle. I get to it, jump over but catch my foot on the edge and tumbled to the ground, knocking the hurdle in the process. Next hurdle, run up and do the exact same thing. Last hurdle. Slam into it. Without even jumping. I didn't realize I had banged up my shins until after the situation. Needless to ssay, many found this rather amusing. I didn't. I was mortified. And for some odd reason, I practiced all day and still couldn't get them right. I just finally got angry and walked off.

It's just one of those things I suppose. You'll get better at it, maybe you just need to take a break, think over what you might be doing wrong, and try not to over-practice it. You'll get the hang of it, I promise ;)

the sound of Autumn wrote: "Eh, just my friend's brother's friend. My point wasn't that I had a crush on him or anything (heavens no), but that an almost complete stranger to me that I will see fairly often around my house, j..."

Oh what's wrong with the guy? Why couldn't you have a crush on him?

I just don't. I'm not attracted to him, don't see him enough to really pay attention, and he doesn't interest me in the slightest. Plus, there's this other guy I know, and he kinda has my heart.

Kitty wrote: "Cheyla wrote: "One time I was talking about my crush in a very obvious lovey-dovey way.

and I turned around and he was right there grinning."

LOL how did he respond??"

He kissed me.

the sound of Autumn wrote: "I just don't. I'm not attracted to him, don't see him enough to really pay attention, and he doesn't interest me in the slightest. Plus, there's this other guy I know, and he kinda has my heart."

Oh ya, and who's this other guy?

@ Chey Chey, sounds like a pretty decent reaction if ya ask me.

@ Tay, who, my friend's brother? I've told you about him before, I barely see him around. You know how 16 y.o boys are.

Um, no, but why are you in to 16 year old guys? Youre only 14

Kanra wrote: "Um, no, but why are you in to 16 year old guys? Youre only 14"

Ack! I'm not into him at all! He doesn't attract me in any way, shape, or form in the slightest! The first thing he says to me is, "Hey nigga." Wth?

Yesterday, I was at my crush's birthday. Since it consisted of mostly boys, I stepped outside to get some fresh air and play joy stick Pacman they set up outside. His dad was out there with me so when I was done, I walked back inside and ran into the screen door. No one saw me except his dad, but he's like "There's a door there. Haha I won't tell" I was just like O_O Thank god but I'm laughing so hard right now. xD

the sound of Autumn wrote: "Kanra wrote: "Um, no, but why are you in to 16 year old guys? Youre only 14"

Ack! I'm not into him at all! He doesn't attract me in any way, shape, or form in the slightest! The first thing he say..."

"Hey nigga?" Classy.

Alright, so yesterday morning I was quite tired, when my mother announced to get dressed because we were going to the Earth Day Celebration. Me, in my my fuzzy minded self, thought that since it was not cold, I could wear shorts. So I asked my mother that. But instead of asking if I could wear shorts I said "So then we are going to go out and buy shorts?" Of course she looked at me like I was completely insane.

@ Natty, HAHAHAHA!

@ Nemp, Yup. And haha, that doesn't sound too bad, I've accidentally said much, much worse to my mother before... It's always just like, hehe, oops.

I know. I have said worse things as well. But that one was recent, so I posted that.

the sound of Autumn wrote: "Kanra wrote: "Um, no, but why are you in to 16 year old guys? Youre only 14"

Ack! I'm not into him at all! He doesn't attract me in any way, shape, or form in the slightest! The first thing he say..."

I think he sounds like a nice fella, you should ask him out.

I find this amusing. Do go on Kanra.

I personally have never dated once in my entire life, nor have I been 'asked' out.

Oh, how is it being all by yourself?

Hey Taylor, how about, um, never in a million years? Stop trying to shove me at other guys man.

I've been asked out twice in my life, only once I said "sure" (exact words) to, and even then that lasted about a day, of which we didn't speak. I'm really jumpy when it comes to dating, I don't know why, but it felt like I was being owned. Plus, everybody always came up to me asking about it. And I was just like, "Um, do I know you?" Embarrassing -.-

Well you really should find yourself a nice guy. I mean, I have a girlfriend myself.

I have a boyfriend as well, he's pretty damn wonderful.