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1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart
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Lanie
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Mar 15, 2012 05:23PM
List ways to get kicked out of Walmart. If you have this topic in your other groups, you can copy&paste.
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grab a bag of goldfish, open it, and start running around throwing them at people yelling THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK!!!!
When the intercom comes on saying something like " The milk today is 50% off." After it stops drop to your knees and say GOD HAS SPOKEN!!!!
hand some1 a knife and throw watermelons and lots of fruit at them and say LETS PLAY FRUIT NINJA
get a bunch of skittles and start pelting them at people yelling TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!!!!!
Get a whole bunch of food and soda, go into one of the tents that they have set up in the camping section, get in the sleeping bag and stay there until closing time, then after everyone has left, get a camping chair, bring your chips and soda and sit in front of the t.v, turn it on and watch it. Have an all nighter at walmart and try a whole bunch of clothes on and stuff. In the morning,stroll out to a cashier (when the first person gets to the story, whenever people start coming to work) and say they have a nice hotel, then sprint out and leave, and when they watch the tape to identify you, say it was your evil sis/bro.
bring your pet hamster there stand right in the front where there are a billion people roll your hamster fast across the floor and yell PIKACHOO I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stand by the checkout line and make rude comments out loud about people's purchases as they walk by.
go to a bathroom when its REALLY crowded walk into the stall and leave the door kneel down look into the toilet and say MAGIC MIRROR WHO HAS THE FAIREST BUTTOX IN THE LAND
walk by a a gang of big strong moter cyclists ( preferably the ones with earings and long hair ) and say I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS HALLOWEEN ALREADY
Go to the self check out when there's alot of people. Pull down ur pants and sit on it. When people yell at you say"Oh. I thought this was a copying machine."
SquirrelLover wrote: "grab a bag of goldfish, open it, and start running around throwing them at people yelling THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK!!!!"((haha I know where you got that one..))
SquirrelLover wrote: "Wat does that mean? 0_o"So AT&T's motto is :raising the bars. So bascically youre telling all the guys or girls that their really hot.
SquirrelLover yours rock but I have one! Go to the monster high doll isle, grab some dolls, run though the store yelling, I'M A MONSTER!!!!
Go get a Dora toy and skip around saying "We"re going on an adventure" If a worker comes and try to take away the Dora toy you yell " Swipper No SWIPPING!!"
I got a good one. buy a candy bar.go to the bath room get in the stall. wight until somebody is in the on next to u. melt the candy bar in your hand.reach under the stall and yell I NEED TOILET PAPER NOW ITS ON THE WALLS THE ROOD ALL OVER ME!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O NO IM TRYING TO FLUSH I BUT ITS COMING OUT NO NO NO NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY WHY WHY ME???? HELP HELP ME PLZ PLZ PLZ NO NO NO NO NO NO NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO


