Kids/Teens Book Club discussion

I saw one discussion about one hundred creative ways to light a candle. So I thought why not do the opposite. The rules are the first person to come up with a way numbers the method 1. Anyone following does this with the consecutive number. This goes on until we get to one hundred.

I'll start. 1. Give me the song "Solitude" by Evanescence. My tears will put out the candle.

2. Dunk it in a bowl of water.

3. Rip up the Twilight saga books and light the pages on fire. They are so bad that fire dies when put near them.

3.Put it beside Demi Lovato in the first part of the "Remember December" Music Video. (rain scene)

4. drop a gigantic rock/boulder on it

5. Melt it...by putting it beside the Girl on Fire

(For those of who are unaware, I mean Katniss. Katniss Everdeen.)

6. Put it side my house at the moment (freaking blowing it's rocker off) at it'll blow out in like two seconds!!

7. Put it inside one of those deflatable matress things and deflate it.

8. Use it to burn all the dam state tests I have this week. By the time its done burning through the five twenty-five page packets, it'll have melted out.

9. sand

10. Throw it at a narwhal

11. Enter the Avatar the Last Airbender World, sail to the north pole and get put it between some water bending duels.

12. Get eaten by a shark, then it will swim you back to the ocean and that water will put it out.

13. Send it carefully into space and when it enters the vback hole you set up the candle will go out.

Wait untill December and santa comes by on a firetruck. Ask him to put it out!

15. Smash it with your foot!

16. More tears for this one. Tell me to write a song about the guy I like then ask me to sing it and I will start crying if the candle's lucky, if not, it just see me in a sad state.

17. Put it on the Titanic.

19. put it on my hand. The coldness of them will put it out.

21. have a bath with it

22. put it in front of me when my enemy gives the death glare. Its so cold the candle freezes.

24. throw it through a cloud.

25. Try using it when swimming in an underwater cave.

27. Fart on it!

29. play catch with it.

30. smash it with a chair

31. Put it through a meat grinder and cook it with a bunch of other foods. Serve it to your worst enemy as you watch he or she choke on it. Bon Appetite.

32 Augquamenti or something like that. The spell from Harry Potter that blasts water from ur wand.

£mily wrote: "3. Rip up the Twilight saga books and light the pages on fire. They are so bad that fire dies when put near them."

34 Wow, I think I might cry now. There, the candle is out. :/

35. throw all the bullies at the fire. >:)

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36. eat it