The Fey Fiction Obsessors Group discussion

This game's objective is to come up with as many was as possible to get rid or/kill/maim/trick/annoy/belittle/get revenge on the rather annoying fey lady Ariella (otherwise known as Ash's nasty ex-girlfriend).

So the three courts are in charge of the getting rid of /killing/maiming/tricking/annoying/belittling/get revenge on Ariella. Pick a court (Seelie, Unseelie, Iron or Leanansidhe's) and a character and let the rest of us know what YOU would do!

Mine:

Leanansidhe: Hmm...well, darling, after all the trouble you've caused for Meghan (and I don't like trouble - makes me late for things like rather important manicures), I will have to turn you into a horse. Dragons eat horses! So next time you meet a dragon, you won't be so lucky!

1) Leave her in the Hobyah village
2)Leave her with the pencil-thin mayor who lives where all forgotten Fey go
3) Bring the Wyvern back to life

Love number 3!!

How about:

4.) Turn her into a hart
5.) Give her to Titania as a birthday present
6.) Leave her in a cage and force her to re-watch Ash and Meghan's wedding OVER and OVER again

Heehee, number 5..mwahahahah (ok, now everyone will think that I am just plain weird. You don't think I'm weird, do you Booknut? *blinks wide doe-like eyes at you*)

7) Turn her into a pair of drums and give them as well as a really, very good drummer to Leanansidhe

I don't think you're weird at all!!

8.) Send her to a boarding school in Siberia
9.) Dump her into a pond full of sirens and let her drown
10.) Cover her in glitter and marry her off to Ed Cullen