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Mar 29, 2012 08:43AM
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Lawl... I don't know if this is funny or just depressing but... I have a math quiz/test tomorrow on a bunch of stuff when I didn't learn half of it...
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Aw! Good luck
Thanks :)It's not even really fair though! I missed two stupid classes because I sprained my ankle on Monday during gym so while everybody else heard about the quiz or whatever on Tuesday or Monday I only heard about it on Wednesday... Well, I guess all I can really do is hope, and try to study right now...
*blind friend sees spots on the floor from her*Blind friend - "What just happened?"
Me - "You tried to do the Peewee Hermann while holding applesauce..."
One of my friends used prank shock gum on my (hated throughout the school) Spanish teacher, who then swore loudly. It was kind of funny.
Two nuts wal into a bar....one was assaulted. (sound like A Salted) a salted nut
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Hhaha
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this dude must love himself wright now! ...
my ex... long story!.. :(
Hannah B wrote: "Oh. Sorry :/"dont!
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esp 29 lol
my freind used the exact line yesterday..lol
i should sooo use this!
seeing the bright side of things..!
i wish!lol
i read this twice!to get it...!
i always wonder that when a boy listens to me talk!lol
lolloll yhea?wat u on?
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hahah... only i don't agree with the nerd with no braces one! i am a nerd (more of a bookworm) and i had my braces removed in year 7
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A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when I go away. A best friend won't let you go away.
A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
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That's really nice
lol thanks....
(i didn't maek it up O_O)
aww! this made my night!
