La Poseurs discussion

Okay, you don't have to confess anything super personal of course, but this is a place to get stuff off your shoulders.

For example (this is real):

Dear Best Friend,

Really sorry I talked behind your back. I feel terrible, and I promise not to do it again.

I'm also really sorry that I treat you like crap in front of my crushes. I don't know why I do that.

I love you,
Cheyla

Dear God,

I'm sorry that I'm going to disappoint you. I'm sorry that I don't believe in you. But you were never there when I needed you so I guess this is goodbye.

Goodbye,
Jamie

Dear Best Friend,

I really miss you.

Please come back,
Ally

Dear thighs,

Yes I ate that cake.
I am immensely sorry

Cheyla

Dear Mother,

I apologize for talking to you in that way.

Love always,

Nemphisi

Dear life,

I'm so sorry. I wish I could have you again, but... Just... Just one more funny youtube video, okay? And maybe some funny internet pictures.

Sincerely,
Autumn

Dear Teddy,

Please stop teasing me.

Please stop flirting with me.

Please, please stop leading me on, when it'll never happen.

Ally

Dear Ally,
I want you to be happier! :(
I hate it when my friends are sad and I hope you know that so many people (including me) loooove you!
Love,
Kaya

Dear Kaya,

I know. Just a crappy day. Like I said, I have my brick at the ready ;)

Warning Ya,

Ally

Dear Lasso,
Please please please text me back the waiting is killing me...
I love our conversations and how you trust me with everything and I really really like you...
-Kaya

Dear K,

People tell me it's wrong to like you, but it's hard not to. It feels so natural, being with you.

Ally.

Dear Track,
I know. You hate how out of shape I am. I apologize for that, but we lay off the 200m for a while? And maybe, the 400m?

Fiend

Dear Hurdles,

Seriously? I was so good with you, then you knocked me down like a fool? Calm down a bit, I know I was tired, it doesn't mean you need to take advantage.

Girl with the very bruised shins

Dear Lasso,
When I say "we missed you in humanities today" i really meant "I missed you today"
When I say "thats really sweet" what I mean is "I think you're sweet"
When I say "night" I want to say "dream of me"
When I tell you "hi" I'm thinking "you have a beautiful smile"
Just wanted to clear things up,
-Kaya

Dear Mitchell,

Telling a girl how she has her hair, or what she's wearing isn't very pretty, is not good flirting. Stop trying to hang out with me if you're just going to be a jerk.

Sincerely,
The girl who never asked your opinion in the first place

Dear Lasso,
I'm so very confused.
Very, very confused.
The mixed signals are going to kill me.
Really.
I'm dying.
You tell her you don't but you say it like a lie.
Then you text me and flirt and then stop texting without warning.
You smile and wont stop talking to me one day, and then won't even look me in the eye the next!
I can't tell what's going on in your mind and I'm so confused.
I really like you and I don't know what to do.
~Kaya

Dear, " Girl Ah'm Doing My Language Progect With. "

Ah'm not gay. My tounge was swollen up today, so Ah had a weird lisp, and Ah had my Applejack shirt on cause, well, it's Tuesday.

So Ah'd appreciate it if you'd stop trying to set me up with yer brother.

- The guy in your Lang. class.

Dear Gamma and Gampa,

I wish I could tell you everything- how I don't follow your religion, that my beliefs make you think that I'm going to Hell one day. But I just can't, you'd be so disappointed... I'm sorry I didn't grow up fully the way you wanted me to.

Always with love,
Ri Boo

Dear the boy in Science,

I never asked your opinion on the size of my handwriting. I realize it is small. At least it is legiable, more than I can say for yours. So just back off and stop commenting how you don't like it each time. I didn't write that small just to displease you. Leave me be.

-The girl who writes tiny

Dear anonymous friend

Ah signed you up fer gay porn.


It's your own fault for giving meh yer e-mail.

- The Gay Porn Giver.

Dear Mr. Insults Intelligence,

I have on thing I must say to you. You are the idiot that decided to mess with me, therefore making you the one that lacks brain cells. Should have thought before speaking. Hope that broken nose heals up nicely.

-The one that has intelligence

Kanra wrote: "Dear anonymous friend

Ah signed you up fer gay porn.


It's your own fault for giving meh yer e-mail.

- The Gay Porn Giver."

Dude, that's hilarious :)

Dear girl in track,

I really am becoming angry at you. Ever since you screamed "FAIL!" when I went to jump the hurdles, I haven't been able to jump them. Not once. And my meet is tomorrow. Thanks a lot, I might not even jump them. I dunno what you did, but perhaps it was a false sense of failing that you placed in my head? Whatever it was, grr.

-The Worried One

She cursed you.

That is what we began jokig about, except I am still angry at her. Once she tried to have me run and yelled "Refail!" It didn't work.

Try "unfail"

Dear Lasso,
What has changed?
Has anything, or is my mind playing tricks on me?
~Kaya

Deah Brendah,

I likeh yor naim. But who are yuh? Who granted yuh entry into mai dreamsh? LOL! Nevah seen yuh before. Still, I weel be waiting for yah tonight.

The Dreamah

Dear Alarm Clock,

I'm so sorry I blamed you for not waking me up at the proper time, when in reality, I unplugged you as you were going off and went back to sleep. My parents threw you away, thinking you were broken because you 'didn't' go off at exactly 6:00 a.m. . Now you are sitting in some trash heap all alone next to some banana peels and some old shoes.
I hope your not still mad at me.

-Girl who went to bed too late

Dear Street Boy.

I wish I didn't know you. I wish I did know you. I wish you'd stop ignoring me now. I wish you'd smile like before.
You make me feel like I have no life. Because we never speak to each other anymore and yet I still look out for you.
You make H think she's better than everyone else because she sees you more than us.
You make C dream about you. And me.
You make Z roll her eyes about you.
You make everyone get annoyed because you don't know them anymore. You don't know anyone anymore. And we don't know you.
I wish I did know you. I wish I didn't know you.
I wish you'd talk to me.

Sarah.

Dear Voices,
Please haunt me once again, I miss your melodic voices. Please sing me to sleep and wipe my tears away. Please don't leave me here all alone. Please keep me smiling when I feel like crying. Please please keep me sane. But most of all, please stay inside my head, cus I'm lonely.
Jamie

Dear Imagination,

It's both a blessing and a curse that you exceed my actual talent. You fill my head with these wonderful ideas, most of which I can never carry out properly. Why must you torture me with these dreams never to be forfilled?

-The girl who never stops using you

Dear Name that must not be mentioned,
Stop calling me your 'best friend' and not treating me like one. I miss those days where our friendship wasn't complicated and where I could admit I love you instead of breaking your heart... and mine in the progress. I'm sorry for misjudging what you said and over-reacting...
-The girl who just wants her *namethatmustnotbementioned* back!

Dear C Period P.E Class,

Really? You know something's wrong with you guys if I'm among the top five runners on our daily warm-up. I was second yesterday, and third today. What's going on here lazy pants?

Sincerely,

The only female among the top ten warm-uppers

Dear my body,

I'm so sorry I use to be mean to you and didn't respect you and use to call you names

Love,

Elizabeth

Dear Campus Supervisor,

I did it, and I'm not sorry. After you told me to quit running across the benches in the quad, I waited until after you left, and then I did it twice more yelling, "F*CK THE POLICE!" For the record, I didn't fall and crack my head open like you said I would.

Sincerely,

A bad ass.

Dear Camp Director,

You didn't tell me to give them back, just for the record. So I kinda...took them. Um, well now I only light candles with the matches, so I won't set anyone on fire or anything, but, yeah.

Regards,

The matchstick thief

the sound of Autumn wrote: "Dear Campus Supervisor,

I did it, and I'm not sorry. After you told me to quit running across the benches in the quad, I waited until after you left, and then I did it twice more yelling, "F*CKK ..."

I love you.

Hahahaha

Cheyla wrote: "the sound of Autumn wrote: "Dear Campus Supervisor,

I did it, and I'm not sorry. After you told me to quit running across the benches in the quad, I waited until after you left, and then I did it..."

:D

dear Lasso,
How cone you don't answer your phone, but wait for me to hang up and then listen to my voice mail and text me moments later? Why can't you answer the damn phone and Let me hear your voice? I've got only your voice mail to make me smile, that and the picture Kelli took of you when you were dostracted. Is it just me or does it look like you're distracted by me? :) I really hope you'll walk with us tomorrow, last time was so nice, just you and Emma and me, walking down and laughing, shaking our heads at Emma's antics. And you smiled and said you'd like to do it again. And I hope you do.
When you tell me stuff abut your parents my feelings are so confused. I am so glad you trust me and want to talk to me about your life, but at the same time I'm so, so sad that you have to go through this, and so angry wi them for making life hard for you. You work so hard to please them, with your perfect grades and flawless character...
I honestly didn't think guy like you our age existed, everyone says we should be together, haven't you heard them? Even my friends who DON'T know I like you say that you watch me with those beautiful golden eyes of yours. I just want a chance. Please, please just give me a chance. Call me and tell me you'll walk tomorrow, with that low voice thar makes my heart melt. Lasso... Just talk to me, just hold my hand.
~Kaya

Cheyla wrote: "Dear Colton,

It was me who called you, asshole. You play with my best friends heart, what do you expect? So I called you up and said 'f*ck you'
It's what you deserve, ass!

Cheyla"

Awesome :Pp

Dear Life

Why do you have to bring up so many big decisions? It's really inconvenient and unthoughtful of you.. just thought you should know.

Sincerely,
SFN

Dear Bullys of the world,
I am almost 20 and I still play barbies with my friends, Laugh loudly, stuff my face, dance in the rain, scream just for fun, and make faces at people when they turn there backs. I love who I am, can you say the same?

Sincerly,
The One You Picked On

P.S. I dare you to be who you want for once!

♫♪♫kick.rocks.dude.♫♪♫ wrote: "Dear crush I'm always scared to talk to,

Please give me another chance. I know I blew all of the others ones because I'm a sissy, but all I need is 20 seconds of insane courage, and I WILL talk to..."


?? is this Rennoc?

Dear boy who wants me,

I can't be with you, you know that. Even if I could, you drive me insane sometimes. But then your all sweet and I like you again. I know you want me, I know you want to kiss me.. But now I'm torn between the guy I want you to be, and the guy you really are. :/

Sincerely,
Shai

Dear school,

Sorry I skipped ya on the last day.

Oh wait, no I'm not. XD

Sincerely,
Miss B.A.

Dear Miss B.A.,

Thanks for skipping with me! Boys suck!

Sincerely,

A fellow B.A.

Dear Mom,

I hate the hikes you take us on. I hate getting up early, slathering on sunscreen, trying to fit into hiking shoes that are too small for me and uncomfortable to walk normally in- much less hike, and how you always yell at me on the trail and give me stink-eye for going ahead of you and sis. It's not my fault I go faster, if I do it at your pace it's harder for me!

Sincerely,

I'd rather freaking sleep in

Dear Siblings,

It is so not fair! You guys always wake me up early after a tough night, stomping and screaming and running and shouting. The one day I try to sleep in, the one day the entire week and I can't because you guys always wake me up! Give me a break already! I don't wake you up.

Sincerely,

The Sunday Sleeper