The Not-So Austen Bookclub discussion

Fave quotes:

- “She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?"
"What did... he looked like a guy. So?"
"A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?"
"I guess... Not the dog-headed guy."
"I knew it!" Sadie pointed at me as if she'd won an argument.
"Good-looking. I knew it!"
And with a ridiculous grin, she spun around and skipped into the house.
My sister, as I may have mentioned, is a little strange.”

- “Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!"
"She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus.
"Impossible," Horus said. "No one bests Horus.”

- “Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!"
"Is that the one we want?" I asked.
"No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!"
"Cheese?”

- “Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -"
"Things won't settle down."
"- I'm going to take you to the mall."
She blinked. "The mall? For what reason?"
"To hang out," I said. "We'll get some hamburgers. See a movie."
Zia hesitated. "Is this what you'd call a 'date'?"
My expression must have been priceless, because Zia actually cracked a smile. "You look like a cow hit with a shovel.”

- “Do you give up?" Shezmu bellowed.
"No!" I yelled. "No, we don't give up. We will name you. Just . . . Gosh, you're quite well muscled, aren't you? Do you work out?”

- “I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.”
“You must be fun at parties,” I said.”

I like the first quote most

Isabelle wrote: "I like the first quote most"

Ha! Anything with Anubis is enough to get me hooked!

*dying of laughter* hahahaha!! i'd forgotten most of these!!! oh i just love them!!!!
"cheese!"
"you look like a cow hit by a shovel"
"you must be fun at parties"
and of course the first one!! :D

"Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the possibilities were good."

Olivia wrote: ""Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the possibilities were good.""

*laughing* hahaha evil ketchup?! just LOL

I know! Out of all the possibilities...

*laughs* i love rick riordan's creative humor:)

THRONE OF FIRE QUOTES:

- “I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.
"Sadie,"I said,"I'm going to kill you."
She batted her eyes innocently."But the street merchant gave us a very good deal on those.Walt said they would fit you."
Walt raised his hand."Don't blame me,man.I tried to stick up for you."
Bes snorted,then did a pretty good imitation of Walt's voice:"At least get the extra-large ones with Pikachu.

- “That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.”

- A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”

- MY FAVOURITE QUOTE:
(Anubis) “Sadie, I can't intervene." He turned up his palms in frustration. "I told you when we first met, this isn't an actual physical body."
"Shame," I mumbled.
"What?"
"Nothing. Go on.”

- “You're Bes, I guess?" I said.
"Yes," he said.
"Your car's a mess," Liz muttered.
"If one more person rhymes," Emma grumbled, "I'll throw up.”

- “You remind me of myself ” Bes continued “back when I was a young dwarf. You got a stubborn
streak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.”

- “I should’ve been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permission—the nerve!”

I LOVE ANUBIS SO MUCH!!

I. NEED. THAT. SHIRT... NOW.



this isn't an actual physical body.""Shame," I mumbled."What?"
teeheee! *squeals and laughs*

Love the shirt:) And the last quote:)