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message 1: by Booknut, Head Moderator (last edited Apr 18, 2012 09:30PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Booknut 101 (booknut101) | 4592 comments Mod
“If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.”

“It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

“What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?”

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”

Jerry Seinfield is hilarious! If you haven't read his book SeinLanguage SeinLanguage by Jerry Seinfeld than I suggest you do! It's a read that will have you laughing so hard you fall of the chair!!


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Olivia (olivia1395) | 1948 comments Hmm I'll look into it:) Sounds good!


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Anna Wood-Gaines (annabanana13) | 1674 comments *dying* hahahahahaha!!!!! these are hilarious!!! :D i'll have to read that!


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