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Anyone got some good Harry Potter jokes?

Three friends, a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff, go on a hunting trip. The first night, the Gryffindor student comes back to the cabin with a big deer on his shoulders. The others ask him how he did it, and he coolly replies, 'I saw the tracks, I followed them, and bang! I got the deer!'

The next night, the guy from Ravenclaw comes back with an even bigger deer. His story: 'I saw the tracks, I followed them, I made certain I was downwind, I took careful aim, and bang! I got the deer,'

So the Hufflepuff decides to give it a go. But the next night, when he drags himself back to the cabin, his two companions find him bruised and bloody all over. 'What happened to you?' they ask.

'Well,' replies the Hufflepuff, 'I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got hit by the Hogwarts Express.'


To you Hufflepuffs- this was only meant to be a Harry Potter version of a 'dumb blond joke', so please don't take offense.

A boy was sweeping the road with a broomstick and because of a miracle that boy is now seen flying on a broomstick and that boy is Harry Potter!!


A very dumb joke