Sheeky Lovas! discussion

((Okay, this is just some random person who were mess around with!! Remember not to post anything sexual or anything...not cool! So let's get started!))

((I'll start.))

Bob was just a little boy...who was in a lab. He was a bio human made fore warfare. And he planned to escape from this prison!

((U said u could start a roleplay Mikel??????Jk go on.))

((Um...is Bob really stupid or really smart???))

((IDK. Wanna join in?))

((stupid as heck))

Okay, so. Bob was getting his dayly pills from the professor when he asked, "Can I please kill you?"

((anyone who asks to kill someone is really stupid!!!))

((lol))
Bob slapped the guard in the face.

Then Bob looked at the trey...long and hard... Then he said, these edges are reeeeaaaaly sharp... Am I right? I think they are. The edges keep cutting me! *his slides his finger up and down the edges* He HE!!

((i will be the professor))


"No you can not kill me what do you think i would say 'yes go ahead and take my life away' no i am going to call the guards GUARDS!" he yelled trying to get away from bob who was running at him with a knife.

Bob jumped on him and started stabbing him.

((okay wait...this is getting out of controll. What's happening?))

((Ouch))

((bob is stabbing the proffesor))

((idk but 2 people are being bob thats not right))

((okay Bob killed the porfessor guy, cool. Oh, and I forgot to mention one thing, we all controll all the characters))

((START OVA'!!!))

((UGH!))

((So do we know the plan? Everyone's Bob, and everyone's everyone else.))

((I'll start again.))

((ok))

((KK.))

Bob was sitting in his chamber. ((let's keep the bio human idea, but this time we'll make him smart.))

((ok))

When the gaurd came into the room.

((ok))

"Where is my food?"

The guard says, "Uh, your food? Oh, yeah, I forgot about it."

"I want my food now! I am very hungry!"

The guard then bows rapidly, "At once sir..." Then he practically runs out the room as Bob shreiks "I WANT FOOD IN TWO MINUETS!

"Ill be right back" the guard says and runs into the kitchen

"FOOD NOW!" The guard commands

Bob then murmurs, "What Idiots I have for survants... I need to get out of this dump."

The guard gets the food 2 seconds late and brings it to Bob.

"WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!????" Bob screams. "ARRRREEE YOU DOING BEING 2 Seconds late!!!"
Then Bob jumps onto the gaurs and tears his throat out using his teeth. (Very violent...)

"Its about time i was about to die of starvation"

Bob snarfed his food down.

Bob smacks his lips as the last of his gorme cheeze sandwhich is swallowed. "Now it's time to kill everyone onthe planet for no good reason!"

"Um you are getting out of this cage little man, it is made of titanium unlike the other one which was mad of iron." the guard said.

"Oh yeah?" Bob mutters.

"I'd like to see you try," he said.

"Okay!" Bob then pulls a knife out of nowhere. "This, my clueless friend, is a knife made of old toe-nail clippings that's been treated in secret substances." He slashed his knife and the bars break instantly!!!!

The guard's eyes widen.

"I know, isn't it ammmmaaaazing!" Bob grins evily.

"Wha wha what!!!! Tha thats impossible!!" the guard yelled and went of screaming

Bob then walkes out formally. "How pleasant it is to be out of that dreadful cage!"

Bob takes a whiff of fresh air.

"Ah, now lets see what i can get my hands on."

He walked passed the opened room of the bathroom, which a guard came out saying, "I shouldn't have had so many tripple bean boritoes! WHOO WEE!"

Bob scrunched his nose up in disgust.