Fun & Games discussion

It's a game I remember from some forum I used to go to sometime.. Let's see if I remember correctly.

Person 1 wishes for something, and the person below him/her has to grant his/her wish - but with a catch: he shall add something in order to ruin it... And of course, to post his wish next

example
Person1:I wish to be able to speak all languages

Person2: Granted, but then you loose your voice and can't talk at all

I wish not to have any homework!

Person3: Granted, but instead you have house-chores to do.

[next_wish]


Please Wish For Something

I wish to keep a Lion as pet(honestly I really do).

I wish i can drive a little orange car

wish granted but you lose the keys to car

I wish I could dance

Granted, but you'll dance your way down the stairs and break both legs
[that was a bad one, forgive me]

I wish I'd find my favorite T-shirt!

Christine - You were suppose to grant Numey's wish!
Please pay more attention!

Numey -
Granted, but then it'll eat you [lolz that was easy]

wish granted but when you go to wear it you'll catch it on a nail and tear a huge hole in it

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but you'd have no big suitcase to hold them, so you have to leave them where you found them...

I wish I'd had a puppy

wish granted but when you take your puppy to the vet he informs you that its not a puppy its a very furry rat but he's healthy

I wish I could go on vacation

Granted, but the vacation will be in Africa and you'll catch AIDS and die.

I wish my days were looonger!

♣Ðᾰƞƞᾰ♥ wrote: "Granted, but the vacation will be in Africa and you'll catch AIDS and die.

I wish my days were looonger!"


wow thats kind of harsh :p

granted, but since your days are longer you will get less and less sleep until you die of exaustion

I wish I could be famous

Granted, but you'll be famous for committing a crime

I wish I was back at my teenage years

Granted but you will have to stay a teenager


I wish I could play an instrument

Granted but You can only play the Ukulele and every time you play dogs follow you everywhere howling with you

I wish I could sing

Granted, but everyone would turn deaf all at once and so 'd you.

I wish I could drive a convertible

♥Lisa♥ wrote: "♣Ðᾰƞƞᾰ♥ wrote: "Granted, but the vacation will be in Africa and you'll catch AIDS and die.

I wish my days were looonger!"


wow thats kind of harsh :p"



Wow, that was goood.

Granted but you would doze off and hang from the cliff

I wish I could go to my Principal's house.

Granted but its not really his house its his dungeon where u forced to say "yes sir" for the rest of your life. Too kinky?


I wish I lived near the beach.

Granted but then a tsunami would occur

I wish to buy a GMC youkon.

Granted but ur tires will always be flat and no a/c.


I wish my hair was longer

Granted, but it'll keep growing endlessly

I wish I weighed 10 kg (20 pounds) less

Granted but then your spouse/partner will gain 20 lbs


I wish I could paint a masterpiece

Granted, but as soon as you finish it'll be burned

I wish I could be a professional body-surfer.

Granted but the water will always be freezing cold


I wish I was fluent in another language

Granted, but this language has "died" about a thousand years ago.

I wish I could write poetry

Granted but your hands fall off

I wish I knew how to ski

Granted, but you'll be dragged away by an avalanche.


I wish I were born again as a cat

Granted but you forget as soon as you leave the ski resort

I wish i wasn't so emtional

Granted, but then your face'll be so stone-like, due to lack of emotion expressed in them - and you will never be able to move them again!

I wish I could be admired by all, no exceptions

Maurizio (matemati) wrote: "Granted, but you'll be dragged away by an avalanche.


I wish I were born again as a cat"

Wish granted but you will have fleas and ticks

Ok someone grant Danna her wish. :)

I wish i didn't have this medical problem

Ok Danna - here goes - wish granted but admirers will follow u everywhere you go. I do mean EVERYWHERE!!!


Someone grant Christine's

Christine wrote: "I wish i didn't have this medical problem"

Christine PleasE pay more attention!!

Granted but then you would have to be a doctor and cure millions of people daily.

I wish I was in Gitex Gadget Exhibition.

You are in GGE - but you'll never be able to get out or connect with anyone in there.
or:
Granted, but then you'd turn blind&deaf (I just am not sure what kind of exhbition this is).

I wish I could travel to space

Granted but you'll have to marry an alien

I wish I could read minds

Granted, but then you'd read some thoughts so trrible and unexpected - you'd want to kill yourself!

I wish I could win the hunger games

Granted but then you would have to to kill someone you love like Peeta.

I wish to peek in my bro's phone.

Granted but then you would have to to kill someone you love like Peeta.

I wish to peek in my bro's phone.

Granted, but he will peek in yours as well :P

I wish I could sleep till noon every day

Granted but you would have to sleep in the morning.

I wish to be on my roof right now.

Granted but then ur phone info would be on the internet for everyone to see.


I wish I could speed read and still comprehend.

Granted, but then you will never be able to quit reading.

I wish I could have a child but don't go through the labor process

Granted, but your wish is granted many times over, and you end up with more children than Octomom.

I wish I could lie on a beach on a tropical island with plenty of books to read.

Granted but all the books will be boring and the beach scorching hot


I wish I could learn another language.

Granted, but no other man on earth would ever speak it.

I wish I had black roots (of hair).

Numey wrote: "Granted but you would have to sleep in the morning."

That'd be no curse for me LoL

♣Ðᾰƞƞᾰ♥ wrote: "Granted, but no other man on earth would ever speak it.

I wish I had black roots (of hair)."


Granted, but the rest of your hair would be wildly colored like a neon rainbow.

I wish I could type faster and more accurately.

Granted but you can't take your fingers away from the keyboard anymore

I wish I could change weather as I like