Relaxing Fun discussion

Pick a passage from a book and rewrite it, satirizing it.

ok, if anything goes, then here is a bit of silliness:

Once upon a time there was a village called Sodom and Gemorrah. It was an eyesore of a village if ever there was one. And as everyone knows, God doesn’t like ugly. To remedy this, he sent two angels, Tye Pennington and Tim Gunn to give the city some style. When Tim and Tye arrived at the village, King Lot greeted them and asked them what they wanted. When they told him they wanted to give him and his village a makeover , King Lot was overcome with joy. While Tim was cutting and dying his hair, King Lot drank some wine they had brought. King Lot was so taken by the wine that he drank three full bottles and ordered his servants to hide it and not share it with the other people in the village.
When Tim finished, the King was as handsome as he was drunk. He offered some of the village women to Tim, but Tim told him he was more interested in the King’s guards. The King became incensed, called him an abomination and banished the visitors from the village that night before Tye had a chance to spruce it up.
Tye and Tim left the village and met God for coffee to tell Him what had happened. When God heard of the King’s gluttony, inhospitality and lascivious ways, he came to him and told him to leave the village and not look back. The King gathered all the wine he had hidden and left the village. On the way, one of the King’s quards told him the village had been transformed into the most beautiful place he had ever seen. The King could not resist a peak, but when he turned around to look he was turned into a pink satin pillow.