Here are some quotes stolen shamelessly from here:
“Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it’s great, but so you know, I’ve never made a tree.” – Season 1, “Role Model”
“Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.” – Season 2, “Hunting”
“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a… I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.” – Season 2, “Spin”
“First, ‘Hector does go rug’ is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory House? ‘Huge ego, sorry.’” – Season 3, “House Training”
“I’m sorry, I’m about to lose you because I’m about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.” – Season 5, “Both Sides Now”
“That a pill in your pocket or are you just happy to have a tiny pill shaped penis?” – Season 6, “Help Me”
Anyone going to watch it?
Here are some quotes stolen shamelessly from here:
“Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it’s great, but so you know, I’ve never made a tree.” – Season 1, “Role Model”
“Dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don’t save it for a sound bite.” – Season 2, “Hunting”
“You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a… I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.” – Season 2, “Spin”
“First, ‘Hector does go rug’ is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory House? ‘Huge ego, sorry.’” – Season 3, “House Training”
“I’m sorry, I’m about to lose you because I’m about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.” – Season 5, “Both Sides Now”
“That a pill in your pocket or are you just happy to have a tiny pill shaped penis?” – Season 6, “Help Me”