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The End of Port-a-Potty Face - End of Potty Terror
By Izzy99

**ATTENTION!!! I AM NOT SELLING THIS OR MAKING PROFIT! THIS IS NOT A BOOK! IT IS A FAN FICTION OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN(AND IT'S FOR A CONTEST, HEHE!) I AM NOT CONNECTED TO RICK RIORDAN IN ANYWAY AT ALL! There, that said, enjoy!**


“Ow!” I yelled and held my shoulder while I ran from a hellhound the goddess had sent at us. “Leo! You’re supposed to be hitting the hounds! And possibly the ground! ”

“Sorry Mist!” Leo yelled while he hid behind a tree from the hellhound that was chasing him.

“Don’t 'Mist' me! Fight the stupid monsters!” I yelled and hid behind a bush.

“Mistana! Leo! Stop yelling at each other and yell at the monsters!” Jason yelled at us as he disintegrated one.

“Where’s Percy? Percy!”

I ran out of my bush and sliced my hellhound in two. “Gods! I really should’ve stayed home instead of coming on vacation with you guys!” I yelled at the three boys. A hellhound leaped through the air, aiming for me. I raised my dagger and it landed as ash.

“Ain’t out fault!” Percy yelled, jumping out of a tree, landing on a hellhound.

I turned to him. “Yes. It is! Percy, look at you. We got lost, we lost out map,” I shot Jason a glance, then turned to Percy again, “And you’re fighting with a stick. Plus, apparently your term of vacation is fight a goddess to fulfill a prophecy. Next time, give the details,”

Percy was holding onto the hellhound like a mad man, trying to stay on the bucking monster. “Not the time for sarcasm, Mist!”

“Speak for yourself,” Leo commented as he pulled a super sized whack-a-mole hammer from his belt. Jason, Hazel, and I stared at him. “What?” Leo shrugged and hit three attacking hellhounds on the head. They disintegrated. “These hammers gave me a broken arm in fourth grade,” Leo said as if that explained it.

I shook my head. “Alright, only one left. The one Percy’s riding,” I pointed.

“Guys! Guys!” Percy yelled, holding on for life. “Is it a good thing that the hellhound sounds like it’s cussing?”

“No! No, it doesn’t!” Annabeth exclaimed. She turned to Frank, “Was he like this with you?”

Frank turned to Annabeth. “How should I know what he’s really like? When he was with me he was brainwashed by Juno.” Frank said confused.

“Hera,” Annabeth corrected.

“How about whack-o goddess?” Piper said and cleared it up.

Jason threw his hands in the air. “Stop yammering and kill that hellhound! Then we can fight potty face!”

Leo looked at Piper, “Hey..”

Piper rolled her eyes and looked at me. “Good thing Thalia ain’t here...”

I smiled, catching on. “Yeah, good thing. But I think she’s right over there,” I pointed to a random spot. Leo went pale. “She’s here? How? I thought she wasn’t a part of this? I thought it was just us seven, plus Mist,”

Leo raced over to the bushes and jumped back when Thalia jumped out. “What the?!” I yelled. “I was faking! How are you here!”

Thalia smiled. “If you’re here, why can’t I be?” She turned to Leo. “By the way Leo, your ship won’t be a good way to get back home.”

Leo frowned, “Why?”

“I needed a ride and it sort of landed in a tree. Caught on fire. In a town a thousand miles from here. A boy walked up and started checking me out, that stinkin', no good,” Thalia growled the last part.

Leo looked depressed all of a sudden. “Guys!” Percy yelled, hanging on for life. Leo didn’t pay attention. “A guy? What happened?”

Thalia stared at him for a moment. “Shot him in the butt with lightning. Yeah, he may be shocked for a while. That’s also what caught the boat on fire.”

Leo burst into hysterics. “GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Percy screamed at us.

Piper was face-palming herself, Jason was staring at Leo like he was insane (which we all think he is), Frank was staring at Thalia (probably thinking about what she said- her joke stunk), Hazel was waving her hand in front of Leo’s face, Annabeth on the other hand went to slapping his face and yelling about port-a-potty-face, so no one was paying attention to Percy who was holding on for dear life.

I rolled my eyes and looked at Thalia, who was staring Leo. “Do it,” I said. She nodded and lightning came down, hitting Leo in the butt. “OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Leo yelled. “What was that for?!?!?!?”

“We both know that the joke stunk, so would you shut up and help the hound-rider?!” Thalia got in his face. She pulled one of her hunter arrows and shot the hellhound.

But Percy still fell. Underneath all of us, doors opened and we fell into a....a........................sewer? “What the Hades!!!!” Annabeth exclaimed. As we went with the current, we saw a sign that said, 'Welcome to the Doors of Death! You will now die! Goodbye!'

Percy seemed confused. “These waters aren’t responding!!!”

Leo looked like he saw a ghost. “Sewers are connected to potties right?”

Piper, who was right next to him, slapped him across the face. “We didn’t need that information, Leo!”

“First of all, OW! Second of all, last time I saw Gaia, she was in potty sludge!”

I was confused for a second, then I understood. “Aw, crud! We’re riding the Gaia express!!!! Gross, but yet affective!”

Hazel grabbed Frank’s hand. “Gee, thanks Haze, but I sorta’ need to swim for my life here,” Frank told her. She grabbed Jason’s hand. “Grab each other’s hands!” she yelled over the noise of the rushing water. I grabbed Leo’s hand (not by choice) and with the other grabbed Jason’s. Percy got it and grabbed Annabeth’s, who grabbed Piper’s.

“Who’s going to grab the sides?!” I yelled over the water. As an answer I pushed to the side. “Thalia!” I exclaimed, but grabbed the side. I kicked Annabeth and she swam over and grabbed the other side. “Alright this isn’t working! Leo, do you have rope?” Percy asked as Leo reached into his belt and pulled out a chain.

“The rope will break, use this.” Leo called and threw the chain. It sank.

“It will also sink,” Jason said. I rolled my eyes and grabbed Thalia’s bow. “Hey!” She yelled at me, but I still took it. I took a rope from Leo’s belt, with much protesting, and tied it to the bow. I threw it at the wall and it hooked on a (gross, but needed) potty seat on the ledge. The rope held and I started pulling with Leo, Jason, and Percy.

When we were all on the ledge I turned to Frank, “Gaia Express, equals, we found potty face.”

We walked further down the “Doors of Death” and found a bunch of toilets at the end. “Aw, Zeus.” Percy said as the toilets rumbled and started piling on top of one another. Slowly they formed the body of a woman.

“I hope those haven’t been used.” Piper said.

Before us, Potty Face returned. “Hello children, enjoy the ride?” Gaia asked.

Leo looked at Gaia with an expression mock fright, and real humorous. I asked the question, “How do you destroy a toilet?” I asked.

Annabeth said something I thought Leo or Frank might’ve. “Use it too many times?”

“Annabeth!!! Ew! I am NOT using that toilet,” I pointed at Gaia.

Leo said another, “Set it on fire!” He formed a fireball and threw it at her. She didn’t catch on fire. “I’m getting a strange feeling that toilets are fireproof.” He said after the seventh fireball.

“Here are more ways to kill potties. Saw them in half, whack like Whack-a-Mole, ummm-“ Frank listed, only to be cut off by Leo.

“WHACK-A-MOLE!” He shouted and pulled out an entire set of giant sized whack-a-mole hammers. He handed them to us and explained, “Whack her enough, and it’ll be like we’re whacking her with real hammers.”

Gaia laughed at us with her port-a-potty face, “Idiots. You think you can destroy a goddess with whack-a-mole hammers?”

Percy ignored her and threw his into her eye. “Score!” He yelled.

Gaia held her face, “Ow! Watch it! Despicable- “ Gaia never got to finish before a storm of Whack-a-Mole hammers hammered her. Soon all that was left where potty covers. “We win!” Hazel yelled and stomped on a seat.

“Well, we’re done here.” Piper said.

“Agreed, see ya at Camp,” Jason said. “Wait, now that Gaia is dead, where do we all go?”

“How about on a real vacation?” I suggested.

“I’m in!” Thalia yelled, exactly when Leo yelled,

“The beach!” Thalia smacked him with lightning again.

“No two-piece swimwear!” Percy yelled.

"Boys," I muttered as we walked down the hall. Leo was still being zapped with lightning, protesting he didn't want to see Thalia in two-piece swimwear. That made her even more mad and she continued her zapping.

"I hate Demigods," I said, even though I was one. "They don't know what a real vacation is."

Thalia zapped Percy this time sense he started supporting Leo. I rolled my eyes and looked at Thalia. She rolled her eyes to, "Boys," we muttered.

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Leo looked at Gaia with an expression mock fright, and real humorous. I asked the question, “How do you destroy a toilet?” I asked.

Annabeth said something I thought Leo or Frank might’ve. “Use it too many times?”

“Annabeth!!! Ew! I am NOT using that toilet,” I pointed at Gaia.
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((And: Thalia smiled. “If you’re here, why can’t I be?” She turned to Leo. “By the way Leo, your ship won’t be a good way to get back home.”

Leo frowned, “Why?”

“I needed a ride and it sort of landed in a tree. Caught on fire. In a town a thousand miles from here. A boy walked up and started checking me out, that stinkin', no good,” Thalia growled the last part.

Leo looked depressed all of a sudden. “Guys!” Percy yelled, hanging on for life. Leo didn’t pay attention. “A guy? What happened?”

Thalia stared at him for a moment. “Shot him in the butt with lightning. Yeah, he may be shocked for a while. That’s also what caught the boat on fire.”

Leo burst into hysterics. “GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Percy screamed at us.

Piper was face-palming herself, Jason was staring at Leo like he was insane (which we all think he is), Frank was staring at Thalia (probably thinking about what she said- her joke stunk), Hazel was waving her hand in front of Leo’s face, Annabeth on the other hand went to slapping his face and yelling about port-a-potty-face, so no one was paying attention to Percy who was holding on for dear life.

I rolled my eyes and looked at Thalia, who was staring Leo. “Do it,” I said. She nodded and lightning came down, hitting Leo in the butt. “OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Leo yelled. “What was that for?!?!?!?”

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((Lol “Here are more ways to kill potties. Saw them in half, whack like Whack-a-Mole, ummm-“ Frank listed, only to be cut off by Leo.

“WHACK-A-MOLE!” He shouted and pulled out an entire set of giant sized whack-a-mole hammers. He handed them to us and explained, “Whack her enough, and it’ll be like we’re whacking her with real hammers.”

Gaia laughed at us with her port-a-potty face, “Idiots. You think you can destroy a goddess with whack-a-mole hammers?”

Percy ignored her and threw his into her eye. “Score!” He yelled.

Gaia held her face, “Ow! Watch it! Despicable- “ Gaia never got to finish before a storm of Whack-a-Mole hammers hammered her. Soon all that was left where potty covers. “We win!” Hazel yelled and stomped on a seat.

“Well, we’re done here.” Piper said.

“Agreed, see ya at Camp,” Jason said. “Wait, now that Gaia is dead, where do we all go?”

“How about on a real vacation?” I suggested.

“I’m in!” Thalia yelled, exactly when Leo yelled,

“The beach!” Thalia smacked him with lightning again.

“No two-piece swimwear!” Percy yelled. ))

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She pulled one of her hunter arrows and shot the hellhound.

But Percy still fell. Underneath all of us, doors opened and we fell into a....a........................sewer? “What the Hades!!!!” Annabeth exclaimed. As we went with the current, we saw a sign that said, 'Welcome to the Doors of Death! You will now die! Goodbye!'

Percy seemed confused. “These waters aren’t responding!!!”

Leo looked like he saw a ghost. “Sewers are connected to potties right?”

Piper, who was right next to him, slapped him across the face. “We didn’t need that information, Leo!”

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Savannah wrote: "The End of Port-a-Potty Face - End of Potty Terror
By Izzy99

**ATTENTION!!! I AM NOT SELLING THIS OR MAKING PROFIT! THIS IS NOT A BOOK! IT IS A FAN FICTION OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN(AND IT'S FOR A CONTE..."

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(It was one in a group that discusses Heroes of Olympus. I'm waiting for results.)

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