Skulduggery Pleasant discussion

In this game you have to keep the story going. But you can only post 5 words. I will start.

I lay bleeding on the...

Now you have to keep the story going! Have fun!

fuzzy pink carpet at my...

boat on the lake...

it rocked slowly, making me...

dizzy, fearful, waiting to...

set sail and...

travel with the stars, meeting...

the destiny that awaits, fulfilling...

their appointment at the...

end of the earth, breathing...

in pink candyfloss through their...

eyes and

wishing it to never be

dark in this world and

hoping it would be

an exciting adventure to

embark upon

the love of Skulduggery Pleasant

and

pancakes, a whisper...

on the wind from...

the mouth of Odin...

The Fearless turtle exploring...

right in my faceface ......

saying...

(this discussion is getting a little weird...)

"dont worry ......

I am going to eat you...
(might as well keep the weirdness going)

but suddenly .....

I punched it in the face and...

ran out the door and....

jumped into the lake's water below...

it was freezing but i ....

was saved by a mermaid...

It was terrifying to look at - the mermaid. Her skin was seaweed green, her hair black-blue tentacles that moved slightly, her pupils slit, her tail fin strong and dotted with shiny blue scales...

but then she ...

spoke....

and i was instantly paralysed .....

with amazement she sounded just like...

a feather, and sent chills up my spine...

before I knew it I...

was slowly seeping into darkness...

while she whispered...

"one, two; there coming for you,
three, four; better lock your door,
five, six; grab your crucifix
seven, eight; gonna stay awake
nine ten; scream til your dead."

Then everything went black...

I woke up in....

a room full of jelly.

(I have no idea what is going on anymore, hence the jelly :P)

I started to bounce...

(Like Daniel said: "might as well keep the weirdness going".)

and bounced so high I flew to...

Iceland. There, I met the mermaid...

Again. i asked her ....

do you have a small...

(all for continuing the weirdness :D)