Horror Aficionados discussion

Hey everyone, I'm bored so I thought I'd write a few Horror Haiku's to share with everyone. I didn't know where to put it so moderators feel free to put it where you think, maybe make it into a game I don't care! lol. anyways enjoy! *Haiku is a japanese poem consisting of a 5-7-5 syllable format.

Blood Shower

It just won't come off
The blood is all over me
I'm covered in blood

Sharp Tips

Fangs from a Werewolf
Sickles, forks, axes and knives
Razorblades that love to pierce

Good Ole' Jackie

Out for a nightkill
This was his tea and crumpets
Oh those poor women..

Behind the Shadows

What lurks behind dark
Is anything but a guess
Forward, don't look back

At camp Crystal lake,
Teens get murdered one by one...
Too stupid to live.

Justin, I'm moving this to Games.

Touch of Death

That cold bony touch
Everything gets all hazy
Now your in the ground

The Shadow Men

Hoods, but no faces
No image that defies them
This is their true form

Don't Get Sick

Don't breath in the air
There's an illness all around
Too late, you threw up

Scraping on car door
Is it simply a tree branch?
Oh no! A hook hand!

Stephen that was classic

Slasher Films

The plot may be thin
Many crew members are seen
But, hey- hot nude chicks

Ian continuing off your slasher film..

The victims run fast
While the killer always walks
And still catches up

Hollywood Horror

Cheap thrills bad writing
Demon in mirror AGAIN
Evil peek-a-boo?

Little "Red" Riding Hood

Little Red is Dead
Never made it to Grandma's
The wolf won this time

Zombies

I miss my grandma
She meant so much to me
She just ate my arm

I am the managing editor at efiction horror magazine. It might be fun to have some horror Haiku... submit them and let's take a look: www.efictionmag.com/horror

Ian wrote: "Zombies" lol that was my favorite. Here's a companion piece for it:

Since I have been dead
I have hungered for your brains
Words escape me arrgghhhh

Glad you liked it Sumiko. Love the first person zombie. I think I'll try one.

Have to get ready
Having old friends for dinner
They'll be the main course

Oooh.... nice! Okay, I'll try a zombie romance:

The look in your eyes
Your deeply passionate lips
Eaten by maggots

Even if you were dead
I would still love you dearly
Unless you eat me

@Ian, that's great!

No brains makes angry
Humans all dead now hungry
Cat brain snack yummy

Empty street man alone
Bottle rocket launcher raised
I lurch by slowly

(Ian... I love it! thanks for starting this fun thread)

Zombies:

Someone bit me
I want to eat
Your brain was tasty


Werewolves:

Full moon shines bright
fearful creatures scatter quickly
slow means scattered body

Nice!

Glad to see my thread is taking off here! :D

The Shining

All work and no play
Shelly Duvall get away!
Makes Jack a dull boy


Grave Robbers

The dug up the dirt
And then they took the body
Now an empty grave

Maniac

He just kills for fun
His knife is covered in blood
Wow! What a sicko

Carrie

Bloody teenagers' prank
The filthy unclean pig's blood
Clearly unkosher

Dune Messiah

Paul Maudib's Eyeballs
Blowing up nuclear fright
Sci-fi terrifies me

Dracula

Wolf howling foggy
Making beautiful music now
Draining my blood dry

Salum's Lot:

Boy sleeps peacefully
Who's that tapping at the window?
Please keep him out.

The Midwich Cuckoos:

We all fell asleep.
Now I have a son with blond hair.
He reads my mind.

No body’s perfect
Certainly not mine – not now
Rot long past skin deep


Gristly old man bones
Unappetising dinner
Got stuck in my teeth

Thanks for the love y'all and thanks to Justin who started this thread before I was a goodreads member. I like Haiku because I'm bad at rhyming but good with numbers.

Little Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

Seventies hipsters
Make a movie with zombies
Life imitates art

Btw they're remaking that flick and I'm stoked. One of the most under-appreciated horror movies ever.

Don't know what I saw
It happened to me so fast
Now I join the dead.

IT

Arm pulled down drain hole
Blood, balloons, clown face monster
You float, we all float...

Here's one for the Walking Dead fans

Guy with a crossbow
If you're a menthol smoker
He'll call you a douche

Ian wrote: "Here's one for the Walking Dead fans

Guy with a crossbow
If you're a menthol smoker
He'll call you a douche"

Perfect! I love it!

Deranged

He sits there silent
With a crazed look on his face
Completely deranged

Horror Film

Here comes the killer
As the creepy music plays
Soft from the background

The Shining

Haunted halls speak truth
Guardians stalk the young one
REDRUM! UNMASK!! BOOM!!!

tendrils grab ankles
something softly slithers up
knees weaken in fear

Chow Time

He's eating my arm
Oh my god it's over now
I can feel the death

The Stench

The smell is foul
I cry, falling to my knees
It has consumed me

Morbid

The gloom and gruesome
Creepy people in the night
Some ready to kill

The Price

Satan's haunting me
Exorcism saves my booty
Everyone else dies


(yeah, I watched 'The Unborn' yesterday)

This is one of my attempts at "HAIKU REVIEWS" :)
(For Becoming... by Jacob Rayne)

Foggy road ahead
Fuel gauge nearing empty
Horror flick cliche

Blood running everywhere
Maniac gazing at body
Run for your life!

Darkness and shadows
I stumble, all must be lost
Footsteps run, watch out!

Vampires, ghouls and freaks
Dark lyrics and darker beat
Gothic dance party