Brainiacts of the Nightosphere!!! discussion

I was walking in the Land of Ooo, when a rainicorn came out and told me to.....

ring the president of the US....

"When did you stop speaking korean. And no." as I continued walking.

"When did you stop speaking korean. And no." as I continued walking.

"Don't you and that streachy dog have a date or sometang?!"

And the rainicorn yells back "why thank you for reminding me, i shall get going now"

as i continued to walk, another rainicorn galloped up to me and said, "I am running away from a hunter. Can you help me?"

"Na," and I walked awy? (?????)

He lookk at me with sad eyes, turned away, and muttered "i will get you for that"

As I walked away i started humming a song " makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes!"

"Make some bacon and I put it in a pancake" Just then I was amubushed, by a blue jay going "Comando"

and screamed, "GET AWAY AND WHY CAN YOU TALK????"

"CAUSE I AM YOUR FATHER!" He uddered to me.

"UHHH...." i muttered. "I thought my dad was an accountant!" i thought. "and human!"

"Well,' he started "You can fly....."

"OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i interrupted,"THAT'S WHY I CAN DO THAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!"

(lol) '"Yes my dear,"

(lol) "Can I change colors??????"

"No," He said facepalming.

(:D) They suddenly saw a Ginormous bubblegum machine running at them and screaming,"I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!" "RUUUUUUN!!!" they said in unision.

"who is my mother?" i asked him while we were runiing.

"Her name is ********!" He screamed. "Her name is a cuss word??" i asked extremely confuzzled.

"Um no' rasamqa fu

"Whaaaaaaaaat???" i said even more confuzzled.

"Um uh, RASAMAFU!" then he dissappeared.

i then realized the giant gumball machine vanished. "HE LEFT ONE OF HIS GUMBALLS!"

I bgun shewing on it, then suddenly, it hoped out of my mouth and formed into a bubblegum princes.

"WOAH!" I yelled. "I am princess Bonnibel Bubblegum." said the gum princess " I will rule in Ooo and can transform you into one of my candy subjects, if you wish."

"Darn," I said as I hung my head down "I am a bird, and now I have tl be cANDY!!!!!!" I said.

"I guess if I had to be anything, i'd be peppermint." The Princess replied"Very well. You shall now be called: PEPPERMINT BUTLER!!!!!"

"Oh crud,"

"Hey, i don't make up the rules." the princess pointed out. "But do i have to be your BUTLER ??????" I complained

"Yes, scrape the crust from my bubblegum feet,'

"OkayI" I said, because in my new butler form, I have bi-polar mood swings!