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Me: *Walks into hallway* Oh, hi kitties!!
Edgar: *Stares at me*
Margen: *Stares at me*
Me: What the...
Both kitties: *Following me with their eyes as I walk*
Me: Yikes scary cats!! *Runs away*
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Me: C'mon, c'mon, jump...!
Fireboy: *dies*
Me: Dangit! Now I have to start over again!! Fireboy, how could you??
Me: D, D, W...JUMP JUMP JUMP!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Watergirl: *Lands in fire & dies*
HA HA I have played itit is as frustrating as HELL!!!
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Me: *Doing GD*
Doggie: *Stumbling around* (It's blind)
Me: *Hears munching noise* What the...No doggie no!!! What r u doing???
Doggie: Munch munch
Me: U can't just eat random stuff u find on the floor!! U trying to get urself a tummy ache?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
RABBIT BEAR!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
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Me(to a friend): What do u call a crazy person?
Friend: What?
Me: MAE!!! HAHAHA!!!
Mae wrote: "I got the idea for the 'rabid' part from Rayman Raving Rabbids"yeah i didn't play that one but i played rabbids go home on wii it is really funny!!!
rabbids go home is where they steal rubbish to make a tower to the moon and beacause they fell off it(WARNING! REPEAT WARNING! it is very illogical)
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It was a dark and stormy night...
PERSON1(P1): No, no, no! Lame!
PERSON2(P2): What?
P1: 'It was a dark and stormy night' is too common!! EVERY1 uses it!!!
PERSON3(P3): I've got a better 1!
P1: Alright, let's hear it.
P3: The sky was clear. The woods were illuminated by a full moon...
P1: Bleah! That's for werewolf stories!
PERSON4(P4): I have an even better 1.
P1: *Sighs* Fine. Say it.
P4: It was a pitch-black night, the sky obscured by dark clouds. The only light came from the dim glow of the streetlamps...
P1: NO!! THAT'S FOR VAMPIRE STORIES!! JUST LET ME DO THE STORY!!!
OTHERS: (In very small voices) Okay.
P1: At a kid's sleepover b-day party, the guests finish singing Happy B-Day. The b-day boy takes the first piece & bite of cake. He falls over & dies. Then...HE GETS BACK UP!!! THE CAKE IS POISONED!!! Moaning, he staggers toward the guest closest to him--& BITES HIM LIKE HE'S B-DAY CAKE!!!! The guest FALLS OVER & GETS BACK UP!! JUST LIKE THE BOY!! THEIR SKIN IS GRAY, THEIR EYES SUNKEN!!! THEY ARE ZOMBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVRY1: ...
THERE IS NO FORMAT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; }!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!