Welcome to Earth. It is the year 4019, and yet another beautiful day under the Galatical Improving Reign (G.I.R.)! Although times seem hard, always remember, your government is on your side! --Hello? He-Oh, the stupid thing is working! This is a short range frequency, but we're trying to get the message out. The GIR is attempting to brain wash all of you fine Earthlings into believeing that they're giving you freedom. Do NOT LISTEN. Join the Ava Rebellion before it's too late. Find us on-- Please don't forget to enter into the Skyworld contest, held once every 200 years!It will be sponsered by the GIR. This is an oppertunity you do not want to miss! Participents will be flown first class to Planet 8, Sector 10 and will vacation and enjoy the GIR's hospitality. Have a wonderful day!
--Hello? He-Oh, the stupid thing is working! This is a short range frequency, but we're trying to get the message out. The GIR is attempting to brain wash all of you fine Earthlings into believeing that they're giving you freedom. Do NOT LISTEN. Join the Ava Rebellion before it's too late. Find us on--
Please don't forget to enter into the Skyworld contest, held once every 200 years!It will be sponsered by the GIR. This is an oppertunity you do not want to miss! Participents will be flown first class to Planet 8, Sector 10 and will vacation and enjoy the GIR's hospitality.
Have a wonderful day!