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Emily
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Dec 07, 2012 07:01AM

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Ok, blonde joke. If you or your loved ones are still offended by blonde jokes... go get help. Here goes!
A brunette is standing in the middle of a lonely highway, chanting, "82, 82, 82, 82."
Two blondes walk up to her, confused. "What are you doing?" they asked.
"I'm not sure. Wanna join me?"
"Sure!"
So, we have two blondes and a brunette standing in the middle of the road, chanting "82. 82. 82. 82. 82."
A bright light is seen in the distance.
"82. 82. 82. 82."
The brunette jumps out of the road. The blondes, still chanting, are run over by the oncoming semi.
The brunette smiles. As she's dragging the blondes to a ditch, she starts to chant again:
"84. 84. 84. 84."
A brunette is standing in the middle of a lonely highway, chanting, "82, 82, 82, 82."
Two blondes walk up to her, confused. "What are you doing?" they asked.
"I'm not sure. Wanna join me?"
"Sure!"
So, we have two blondes and a brunette standing in the middle of the road, chanting "82. 82. 82. 82. 82."
A bright light is seen in the distance.
"82. 82. 82. 82."
The brunette jumps out of the road. The blondes, still chanting, are run over by the oncoming semi.
The brunette smiles. As she's dragging the blondes to a ditch, she starts to chant again:
"84. 84. 84. 84."