Webcomic Wonderland discussion

This game is also pretty easy. You give the next commenter the choice between two bad options, for example:

WYR not read webcomics for a year OR only be allowed to read the absolute worst ones for a month?

Worst ones for a month. No one said I had to read them, so it only means there is less time between me and my favorite webcomics!

Would you rather have everyone forget about your birthday OR have everyone remember, but do nothing anyway?

Forget about my birthday. No one remembers it anyway since it's so close to the holidays.

Would you rather eat pie or cake?

Cake. Pie crusts are problematic.

WYR fast for a week or eat stuff from Bizarre Food for a week?

Bizarre Foods. I think fasting for a week would kill you.

Would you rather eat something that used salt instead of sugar or sugar instead of salt?

Sugar instead of salt, based on my uniformed gut reaction that the other would be more vile.

Would you rather have to eat your least favorite vegetable or your least favorite meat?

Least favorite vegetable. Seems like it would be over faster.

Would you rather your favorite webcomic never update again or become worse and worse over time?

Never update again. At least it ended while it was good.

Would you rather watch a drama or comedy?

Tough call, but drama.

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Kristen wrote: "Bizarre Foods. I think fasting for a week would kill you.

Would you rather eat something that used salt instead of sugar or sugar instead of salt?"

You cana still drink water while fasting. You can live about 12 days without eating if you stay hydrated.

Too cold, you can always layer up.

Would you rather be humiliated in front of your friends or significant other/crush?

Friends. Shouldn't be easier to laugh off, but is.

Would you rather have to go up 20 consecutive flights of stairs or walk 20 miles to get home each day?

20 consecutive flights of stairs. Think of how good that would be for my thighs!

Would you rather feel like there was something stuck in your front teeth all day or feel like there was a booger hanging out of your nose all day?

Something stuck. I can at least close my mouth and hide it!

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Would you rather find out that dream you had in high school about being naked were REAL or strip naked in Times Square?

Times Square, at least those people don't know me.

Would you rather be extremely broke or have a well-paying, morally reprehensible job?

Broke. I don't think I'd enjoy the morally reprehensible job.

Would you rather play an FPS or a puzzle game?

Puzzle game. I do not like first person shooters.

Would you rather have the release date for a video game you are looking forward to be pushed back time after time or have it be straight cancelled?

Pushed back. There's always hope...

Would you rather have to play a truly horrible game from your favorite franchise or an extremely boring one you aren't familiar with?

Boring I'm not familiar with. Then I can make fun of it freely without disappointment from my favorite franchise.

Would you rather watch a vampire or zombie movie?

Vampire movie. But a good scary one, like Nosferatu, none of that Twilight crap.

Would you rather read Les Miserables or Infinite Jest(both novels around 1,000 pages)?

Infinite Jest, as it's been recommended to me by a friend.

Would you rather a book series drop in quality but eventually have an ending or stay excellent but end abruptly with lots of dangling plotlines?

Uh....the second one.

Would you rather have Bella Swan as your sister or Agatha Clay as your sister?

Agatha Clay. Gotta love that steampunk style.

Would you rather have one friend that you are really embarrassed by or no friends at all?

One I'm embarrassed by. There'd have to be more to the person for us to be friends in the first place.

Would you rather give up your favorite food forever or only eat things you don't like for a year?

Give up my favorite food. I don't eat pizaa much anyway because it is so unhealthy.

Would you rather lose the use of your hands or your legs?

Legs. I can do what I want to as a job without walking. If anything, it might earn me bonus points in the media. ;)

Would you rather overdress for an occasion or underdress?

Underdress

Would you rather play a drinking game with Roxy Lalonde or be stuck in a cave with Edward Cullen?

Not really a big drinker, but the first. Easily.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf. I feel like that's easier to deal with and might be correctable.

Would you rather be stuck in a foreign country where you don't speak the language or know anybody OR going on vacation in America with a person who really annoys you?

Foreign county. It would be an excellent way to pick up a new language ;)

Would you rather be stranded in the Sahara Desert or Antarctica?

Antarctica. I'd like to see what they're up to at those research stations.

Would you rather be stuck on the Jurassic Park island or the England of V for Vendetta?

This one is tough. I think I'll have to go with England, because although I'd rather not give up my personal freedoms and also maybe get blown up or something, I COULD NOT HANDLE THE DINOSAURS.

Would you rather go back to the Stone Age, and be forced to live using only flint tools, or would you rather go to the future, to a post-apocalyptic graveyard of the skeletons of former cities?

Future - more likely to be something I'm familiar with that's salvagable.

Would you rather be hopelessly lost on a mountain or in a swamp?

MOUNTAIN. I live in Florida and I can tell you: swamps are horrible.

Would you rather only listen to your least favorite song for a year or not hear your favorite song for the next ten years?

The latter, easily. I listen to way too much music to be confined to ANY song for a year, let alone my least favorite.

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with panicking people or calm people but a loud recorded message that plays every 30 seconds saying "Please. Stay. Calm. The. Authorities. Have. Been. Contacted."?

(yes, both have happened to me)

I get annoyed by people anyway so I think I would pick the latter. I am usually pretty calm so panicking people are extra annoying. A loudspeaker announcement would be annoying but, if I weren't trapped for too long, I think I could handle it.

Kristen wrote: "MOUNTAIN. I live in Florida and I can tell you: swamps are horrible.

I agree with you. I live in SE Louisiana right now and swamps are the worst.

WYR live in a place under a drought or a monsoon?

Monsoon. I've lived through many a drought before and it is not fun. There are all sorts of restrictions on how you can use water and there are forest fires all the time.

Would you rather be seven feet tall or four feet tall?

Seven. Then I could actually reach stuff at Panera. XD

Would you rather have cake or pie?

Pie. Cream pies are delicious.

Would you rather have a significant other who worked so much, they were never home or one who works so little, they are home all the time?

The latter. If he hardly works, maybe that means he's rich and doesn't need to work. Not to sound like a gold digger, but that would be nice. Plus, there's nothing saying that I have to stay at home all the time if he gets on my nerves.

WYR see a movie at a theater with a loud, obnoxious kid sitting behind you or go see it at a weird friend's place - he has a great home theater system but is just as annoying as the obnoxious kid.

With the weird friend who's just as annoying. I'd rather be hanging out with someone my age who I can tell to stop if they're being annoying. A random kid wouldn't listen to me.

Would you rather have eyebrows that grow in a complete circle around your face or feet that always feel like they're asleep?

Sleepy feet, cause mine get sore pretty easily, it would be rather nice for me.

Would you rather be young and happy on the inside and old on the outside or young on the outside but old bitter and absolutely no fun?

disclaimer: obviously I am not saying all old people are like that :P

Young and happy on the inside: I've tried the reverse and it suxors. =^-^=

K... would you... rather your S.O. look like your dreamboat character or act like your dreamboat character?

Act like it. Personality is way more important.

Would you rather be alone and without money in an unfamiliar place or get an all expenses paid trip to BFE Nebraska?

Nebraska. I'm sure that the Middle of Nowhere is not as bad as I think it is and I'm not one to turn down anything free.

Would you rather not shower for a month or shower every day for a month in a really, really. really gross bathroom?

Not shower. I can always bathe. lol

Would you rather own a cat or a dog?

A cat. I'm not a dog person at all.

Would you rather find a pimple on your forehead right before a big date or have your date cancel on you?

Big pimple. What's make up for? besides, I don't care too much. lol

Would you rather ride a unicorn or a pegasus?

Unicorn. I think that riding a Pegasus would be uncomfortable, that with the wings and all.

Would you rather encounter a griffin or a chimera?

If I'm remembering my folklore correctly, encountering a chimera is an omen of disasters to come. Encountering a griffin probably makes me lunch. We'll go chimera.

Would you rather give up video games or comic books (including manga)?

That's hard. I'm gonna say comic books. I've only really gotten into them in the past few years, where as I've been playing video games my whole life. Also, you can play video games with your friends, but none of my IRL friends read manga and only a few read comic books.

Would you rather write a 5 page essay on something you thought was boring or a 10 page essay on a topic you found really interesting?