Jeff

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
― Dean Martin

“You want the story of my life?
Big ideas, small results.”
― Barbara Stanwyck

“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert

“Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.”
― Barbara Stanwyck