Nicole

“I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick!   Me, me, me, pick me!   And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment?   I will cut a bitch.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“I'm taking you to lunch, sunshine."
"Like hell you are, trail mix."
"My name is Daniel.”
― Tessa Bailey, Officer Off Limits

“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“You know what they say about boys next door...”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian