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“The more I study men, the more I realize that they are nothing in the world but boys grown too big to be spankable.”
― Dear Enemy
― Dear Enemy
“Please be thinking about me. I'm quite lonely and I want to be thought about”
― Daddy-Long-Legs
― Daddy-Long-Legs
“Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
You never answered my question and it was very important.
ARE YOU BALD?”
― Daddy-Long-Legs
You never answered my question and it was very important.
ARE YOU BALD?”
― Daddy-Long-Legs
“In the so-called age of ignorance before Islam, our ancestors used to form their gods from dates and eat them when in need. Who is more ignorant then, dear sir, I or those who ate their gods?
You might say: “It is better for people to eat their gods than for the gods to eat them.”
But I’d respond: “Yes, but their gods were made of dates.”
--The Secret Life of Saeed, the Pessoptimist”
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You might say: “It is better for people to eat their gods than for the gods to eat them.”
But I’d respond: “Yes, but their gods were made of dates.”
--The Secret Life of Saeed, the Pessoptimist”
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