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“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
― Albert Einstein

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite