Lydia B

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
― David Sedaris

“A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.”
― Lemony Snicket

“I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.”
― Bill Hicks

“The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.”
― Oscar Wilde