Lydia B

“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”
― Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.”
― Lemony Snicket

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
― Mae West