“This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie”
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“You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar!”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so...I ignored it for a few hours.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
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